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#1
lets say you have seven days to live, upon whose shoulders would you reckon your conscience?

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Upon whose shoulders would you reckon your conscience?




Rape all females
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#4
Kill everyone.
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Kill everyone.



why?
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#6
Bitches love to be the last/first to something, so I will find a hottie and tell her she can be my first and last at the same time!!!...

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#7
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why?


They must suffer as well.

And I'm dying anyways. Why not. It'd probably be fun.
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Bitches love to be the last/first to something, so I will find a hottie and tell her she can be my first and last at the same time!!!...


Oh you would know what women love, considering your a virgin.

Personally I'd go steal awesome cars or try my best to.
#9
If I had 7 days to live this is what I'd do:

- Fly to the states.
- Steal a Mustang.
- Steal a guitar.
- Find a huge gig.
- Crash the stage and put on the best performance ever.
- Stage dive and die.
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#11
What would in the week before I died, if I knew it was coming?


I could read all the other threads exactly like this, to get ideas..

..though that would probably take up 6 of the days
#12
A week is the worst timing ever. if it was a month I'd have time to do something interesting and if it was a day I wouldn't care about having anything to do. That one week would be so boring just waiting to die.
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#13
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lets say you have seven days to live, upon whose shoulders would you reckon your conscience?


What does "upon whose shoulders would you reckon your conscience?" mean exactly?
#14
fuck ALL the bitches!
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#15
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What does "upon whose shoulders would you reckon your conscience?" mean exactly?



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What does "upon whose shoulders would you reckon your conscience?" mean exactly?

I'm thinking "reckon" and "conscience" are euphemisms.

Ah, the image.
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#20
Whose shoulders? What the?
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#21
I'd probably try to get sex and at the end of the week die foreveralone.


That's probably the saddest thing i've ever written.
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#23
i would hang out with my friends and family for 2 days, then I would party until I die.
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#24
I would get on a plane and travel all over the world to see my friends.
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#25
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I'm thinking "reckon" and "conscience" are euphemisms.

Ah, the image.


Oh I see. Slow today. I was thinking OP was of a religious persuasion and I couldn't quite get the meaning.
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Oh you would know what women love, considering your a virgin.

Personally I'd go steal awesome cars or try my best to.


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Oh you would know what women love, considering your a virgin.

I would gather knowledge about what women love by sucking it out of their vag with my dick.

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#29
I would destroy shit and stuff.

I'd also take all the hats.
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#30
I'd question causality.

"Oh yeah? Two can play at this game!" *fires revolver into temple*
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#32
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Thirded.

All of them.
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#33
Ok, for some reason I know I am going to die in exactly seven days and I'm in perfect health.

First, I'd bust a Crack house on a busy night.

Everyone inside dies, I just don't give a ****, 8 or 80, they all die.

Why?

First, I want the cash on hand.

Second, because I want people to have genuine nightmares over this. I want cops to fear it happening again so they step up efforts on drug control. I want Junkies to fear it, if even one of them gives up drugs for fear of a gruesome and graphic death, it's a success. And I especially want drug dealers terrified to continue business. They may not ever quit selling, but I want them to know terror.

Next, after taking the cash before burning the ****ing crack house to the ground with junkies screaming as they roast inside, I'd go see my kids and try to tell them not to make the mistakes I made.

Now, here's the question?

Should I go see my Doctor?
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#34
I'd take near-fatal amounts of LSD and DMT for all of the days and would send as much sperm as I could to sperm banks. That way, I would picture myself on an insane final quest full of dungeons and bosses with pokemon and Link by my side and once I die right after the final boss my legacy would carry on through some woman (or a few women) I don't even know and my legacy would live on unknowingly. Or would it?
I'd record my adventures in a notepad document and save it onto usb keys and tape them to the jars I'd splooge in so whoever got my sperm got my final story. They wouldn't get the last day though, since I'd be dead and wouldn't be able to record my adventures of my final hours, but that's the beauty of it. All of the Pagan Poetry Jrs would finish the story themselves like Jack Marston.

I think I need psychiatric help.
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I'd take near-fatal amounts of LSD and DMT for all of the days and would send as much sperm as I could to sperm banks. That way, I would picture myself on an insane final quest full of dungeons and bosses with pokemon and Link by my side and once I die right after the final boss my legacy would carry on through some woman (or a few women) I don't even know and my legacy would live on unknowingly. Or would it?
I'd record my adventures in a notepad document and save it onto usb keys and tape them to the jars I'd splooge in so whoever got my sperm got my final story. They wouldn't get the last day though, since I'd be dead and wouldn't be able to record my adventures of my final hours, but that's the beauty of it. All of the Pagan Poetry Jrs would finish the story themselves like Jack Marston.

I think I need psychiatric help.


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#38
Probably would do exactly the same as I normally do.
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#39
A) Travel to a remote island and be dropped off with a hunting knife,some rope, some lighter fluid, a couple bic lighters (they last basically forever) and my PSP with an extra battery to make it through the week.

B) Get stupid drugged up and start shit wherever i went.

Both are awesome in their own ways.
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#40
I would privatize all the things.
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