#1
In June there will be a major earthquake in California, at least an 8 on the Richter scale. The rebuilding effort will become a major theme in the general election as the two candidates, Romney and Obama attempt to win the electoral votes from California.

In October a serious attempt will be made on Romney's life, by a college dropout who attempted to make a bomb. He planted it on Romney's car but it failed to detonate, and he was caught. In retaliation, a tea partier tried to assassinate obama and was shot by secret service.


Israel attacks an Iranian nuclear site in mid April, and the Iranian War officially begins. The U.S. does not intervene until May, where they only send supplies to Israel at first. By fall however, American soldiers will be in Tehran.
An Occupy Wall Street protest in Seattle mid Spring turns deadly when a panicked police officer shoots a young man. The crowd attacks the riot police, and twenty people die in the crossfire. The nation is in outrage, and the seeds of revolution are planted. But full, armed uprisings don't start until 2013.
An armed militia ambushes New York City police station in early January 2013 after another protester dies in clashes. More than 30 people are killed, more police than the militia. The national guard is called in to restore order in several large cities.
In April, Facebook's IPO causes a rush of billions of dollars of cash, printed by the Federal Reserve and currently being sat on by the wealthy and corporations, into the economy. The U.S. experiences the biggest hyperinflationary crisis in world history, resulting in the complete devaluation of the dollar. Millions of Americans whose savings are now completely void begin to emigrate, and gold and silver begin to be used as currency.
****, I'm having a difficult time trying to recall all this cold turkey. In case I didn't say it before, Obama wins the election, but his approval rating plummets to Bush Jr. levels by summer 2013. The economy starts to pick up again as the uprising starts to die down, but the people are very scared, both of the government and the revolutionaries. I didn't mean to give the impression that the uprisings will be widespread, they're not. Just a few hundred will be killed in total. But the nuclear bomb scare in fall of 2013 rekindles the fire again.
A dummy nuclear warhead is launched at Japan (near a U.S. base) from North Korea. However, the U.S. sees the missile and believes it is real, and Obama launches a full scale nuclear attack at North Korea. The missile is found to be faulty before many of the missiles can be launched, but millions still die as 9 nuclear missiles hit major cities in North Korea.

I stopped taking notes after 2014, my hand was starting to cramp up and he was talking way too fast, but I remember that China attempts to annex India mid 2015, and a hurricane hits Florida really hard then as well.
#2
Cool story bro. Sadly IDGAF
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#6
Who wins the World Cup in 2014?
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I stopped taking notes after 2014, my hand was starting to cramp up and he was talking way too fast, but I remember that China attempts to annex India mid 2015, and a hurricane hits Florida really hard then as well.



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Stick'd so I can see if true
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#9
If only..
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#10
If there's an major earthquake in California in June I will literally shit brix, then buy a gun and enjoy the impending apocalypse.
#11
So the world doesn't end this year ?

Atleast I will have gotten laid by the time the world DOES end
#15
I'm not the one who's so faaaar away
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#16
k coo
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In June there will be a major earthquake in California, at least an 8 on the Richter scale. The rebuilding effort will become a major theme in the general election as the two candidates, Romney and Obama attempt to win the electoral votes from California.

Ok

In October a serious attempt will be made on Romney's life, by a college dropout who attempted to make a bomb. He planted it on Romney's car but it failed to detonate, and he was caught. In retaliation, a tea partier tried to assassinate obama and was shot by secret service.

Ok.

Israel attacks an Iranian nuclear site in mid April, and the Iranian War officially begins. The U.S. does not intervene until May, where they only send supplies to Israel at first. By fall however, American soldiers will be in Tehran.


Hopefully my country joins in and I can finally make something with my life.

An Occupy Wall Street protest in Seattle mid Spring turns deadly when a panicked police officer shoots a young man. The crowd attacks the riot police, and twenty people die in the crossfire. The nation is in outrage, and the seeds of revolution are planted. But full, armed uprisings don't start until 2013.

IDGAF about hippies and rebel kids. Really, no one is gonna really give a shit.

An armed militia ambushes New York City police station in early January 2013 after another protester dies in clashes. More than 30 people are killed, more police than the militia. The national guard is called in to restore order in several large cities.
In April, Facebook's IPO causes a rush of billions of dollars of cash, printed by the Federal Reserve and currently being sat on by the wealthy and corporations, into the economy. The U.S. experiences the biggest hyperinflationary crisis in world history, resulting in the complete devaluation of the dollar. Millions of Americans whose savings are now completely void begin to emigrate, and gold and silver begin to be used as currency.

Hmm. Ok, don't think so. Maybe the economy gets worse. But all that other crap sounds like crap.



In case I didn't say it before, Obama wins the election, but his approval rating plummets to Bush Jr. levels by summer 2013. The economy starts to pick up again as the uprising starts to die down, but the people are very scared, both of the government and the revolutionaries. I didn't mean to give the impression that the uprisings will be widespread, they're not. Just a few hundred will be killed in total. But the nuclear bomb scare in fall of 2013 rekindles the fire again.

Yeah, ok, more ''la revolucion" talk. And I'm pretty sure we're already constantly in a nuclear bomb scare.


A dummy nuclear warhead is launched at Japan (near a U.S. base) from North Korea. However, the U.S. sees the missile and believes it is real, and Obama launches a full scale nuclear attack at North Korea. The missile is found to be faulty before many of the missiles can be launched, but millions still die as 9 nuclear missiles hit major cities in North Korea.

That's completely random and stupid, but I guess if it hits North Korea that's cool.

I stopped taking notes after 2014, my hand was starting to cramp up and he was talking way too fast, but I remember that China attempts to annex India mid 2015, and a hurricane hits Florida really hard then as well.


Yuhuh. That's nice.



****, I'm having a difficult time trying to recall all this cold turkey.

This explains your entire post.
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Anyone else here ever seen those drawings called "Dragons having sex with cars"?

My personal favorite is the one where the other dragon is jamming his dick into the exhaust pipe and the other is cumming on the hood while he's licking it.

Not entirely sure, bro.
#21
I find it amusing how psychics can never win the lottery.
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#23
Penis.
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#24
to explain, that was copied from a post of 4chan's /pol/ the night of the superbowl.
The post claimed that a man (from the future) told him these things.
He also predicted (the thread occured during the super bowl) the final score of the game.
He was wrong and lulz ensued.
#25
Earthquake?!?!

but I live in California
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#27
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to explain, that was copied from a post of 4chan's /pol/ the night of the superbowl.
The post claimed that a man (from the future) told him these things.
He also predicted (the thread occured during the super bowl) the final score of the game.
He was wrong and lulz ensued.

Then why are you posting it here? No one cares about this shit.
#28
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#30
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Can you tell me.....


....where the remote for my TV is?



somewhere high to the left
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#31
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somewhere high to the left

Nope, it's not in the middle of the wall.

Try again. It might work next time.
#32
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Can you tell me.....


....where the remote for my TV is?

It's in the middle of the... Aww balls

I'm a retarded pyschic. I always predict things after they happen
#33
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It's in the middle of the... Aww balls



AMAZING!

I was sat on it... I looked down between my legs, and there it was. Incredible!


Now, give me six numbers between 1 and 49.
Let's see if we can win the lottery.
#34
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Who wins the World Cup in 2014?


New Zealand.
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#35
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Anyone else here ever seen those drawings called "Dragons having sex with cars"?

My personal favorite is the one where the other dragon is jamming his dick into the exhaust pipe and the other is cumming on the hood while he's licking it.


Why did I search that?
#36
So did any of this come true?
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#38
Everybody quick is India still sovereign or did those damn Chinese annex them?
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Everybody quick is India still sovereign or did those damn Chinese annex them?

India? I'm not sure what... Oh, do you mean China?
#40
OP is describing the darkest timeline. Fortunately, we are not there. But we can see into it and be driven mad for what we saw. The infinite vortex imprinted itself onto our retinas, melting through our skulls. The brain is badly damaged. We could not think. We could not reason. We could not see. We became less than feral beasts, and were used by the dark shadows enveloping and suffocating us. Our bodies' are dead. They are unfamiliar and alien. They are fossils of the past. Yet here we are, consciousness displaced. Without physical abilities, we could do nothing. For thousands of years.

I have no mouth and I must scream
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me