#1
...if you would meet him in person, what questions would you ask him?

This is no hypothetic question. I just won a meet and greet for one of his concerts here in Germany and I`ll really have the chance to met the man himself

So what would you ask him?
#2
How big is your dick and how often do you use it?
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#3
"Who the FUCK are you?"

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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#7
Why the hell have you got such an annoying voice?

However, he does have and use a '59 Les Paul live. So that's okay.
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#9
Why do you insist on using huge multi-amp rigs when 99.999999999999999% of the time, you just use your Marshall?


Also, why are you still stuck in the past and playing tired white man's blues?
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#10
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Why do you insist on using huge multi-amp rigs when 99.999999999999999% of the time, you just use your Marshall?


Also, why are you still stuck in the past and playing tired white man's blues?



Try listening to a few more of his songs, dont just search "Bonamassa" on youtube and click on the first three videos with the most views...
#11
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Why do you insist on using huge multi-amp rigs when 99.999999999999999% of the time, you just use your Marshall?


Also, why are you still stuck in the past and playing tired white man's blues?


This. His live setup is freaking ridiculous.
#16
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Your sisters so hot, can i have her number?


+1
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You'll find whisky very different, but try it and you'll grow into it, soon you and whisky are one, but still two, lovers dancing across a frozen lake under moonlight, wrapped in honey and warmth.


Sums up whisky perfectly
#17
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Try listening to a few more of his songs, dont just search "Bonamassa" on youtube and click on the first three videos with the most views...



Actually, I've listened to about 13 of them since I have Blues Deluxe on Itunes.


I'm on a briiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge to beeeeeeeeing gay!
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#18
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Why did you decide to name your band blueshammer?

Seriously. wtf is a shammer anyway?
#19
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Why the hell have you got such an annoying voice?

However, he does have and use a '59 Les Paul live. So that's okay.


He owns and uses 3 of them. (Well one of them is a 1960 but still...)

Also, I've already met him and I asked for his autograph on my copy of TBOJH.
He's a great guy and I'm going to the meet and greet before his Birmingham show on the 31st of March.
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
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#20
lol, haters gonna hate. i should have not ask this question in the pit. a place of wanna be funny guitar gods
#22
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lol, haters gonna hate. i should have not ask this question in the pit. a place of wanna be funny guitar gods



Most people in the Pit don't even play guitar. Nice try though.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#23
i'd ask him if his mum knows he's gay

then he'd be all like ' no '

then i'd be like lol that means you're gay

then he'd be all like ' '

then i'd just be like LOL you like dick in your mouth

then he'd be all ' '
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM