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Yes, an eating competition: I am FAT! But I'm looking for ways or techniques to prep my stomach for the challenge. My opponent is a 3 pound beast of a burger from the infamous Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA. Now this is no challenge for me on a normal day, but last week I had suffered from the stomach flu and can't eat nearly as much as I used to be able to. So what are some ways of stretching my stomach in these last few hours for the challenge so I can down that burger?
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#2
fill your stomach up with lots of semen, then pee it out. it'll help expand
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#3
Quote by death eater
Yes, an eating competition: I am FAT! But I'm looking for ways or techniques to prep my stomach for the challenge. My opponent is a 3 pound beast of a burger from the infamous Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA. Now this is no challenge for me on a normal day, but last week I had suffered from the stomach flu and can't eat nearly as much as I used to be able to. So what are some ways of stretching my stomach in these last few hours for the challenge so I can down that burger?



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Quote by death eater
Yes, an eating competition: I am FAT! But I'm looking for ways or techniques to prep my stomach for the challenge. My opponent is a 3 pound beast of a burger from the infamous Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA. Now this is no challenge for me on a normal day, but last week I had suffered from the stomach flu and can't eat nearly as much as I used to be able to. So what are some ways of stretching my stomach in these last few hours for the challenge so I can down that burger?



I've always wanted to try that challenge. I live about 3 hours away though, so it's a bit far to go.


I don't have any advice, but good luck!
#7
Quote by death eater
Yes, an eating competition: I am FAT! But I'm looking for ways or techniques to prep my stomach for the challenge. My opponent is a 3 pound beast of a burger from the infamous Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA. Now this is no challenge for me on a normal day, but last week I had suffered from the stomach flu and can't eat nearly as much as I used to be able to. So what are some ways of stretching my stomach in these last few hours for the challenge so I can down that burger?



You've been prepping your whole life. It's your time to shine Rocky.

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
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#8
This is what I do to prep.

Look at pictures of starving Afrikans.
Think of how thankful for the food they would be.
Think of how much pain they're in.

Now pretend the burger is a small African baby in a lot of pain and you're putting it out of its misery.
#9
Take a massive dump beforehand, thats the only thing i can think of
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Dammit, America, this is why we can't have nice things!

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Quote by whoomit


That's just... Why!?



Jesus christ they might as well shot a calf in the back of the head, cooked him, and shoved him inside of that monster. The meat is huge! (that's what she said)

OT: eat tons of a very very light food, like grapes.
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#15
Quote by xSheogorathx
(that's what she said)

Nah she didn't. I didn't get any tonight
#19
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...that's what he said?



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I did, and came across about 50 different ones

Eg, I assume TS isnt talking about the one whoomit posted

No, that's the 100lb one. Seriously, what the fuck?
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Quote by whoomit



No, that's the 100lb one. Seriously, what the fuck?

Well one person couldnt even eat the top part of the bun..

I'm all for having massive meals (the size TS is on about), but no doubt that one you posted would just get wasted which is just.. sad really, considering you could get like.. 100 normal burgers out of that meal


Sort yourselves out, America
#23
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go to in n out and eat a 4x4
get your stomach ready to eat a lot of food


There is no In n Out in Pennsylvania.
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Quote by death eater
Yes, an eating competition: I am FAT! But I'm looking for ways or techniques to prep my stomach for the challenge. My opponent is a 3 pound beast of a burger from the infamous Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA. Now this is no challenge for me on a normal day, but last week I had suffered from the stomach flu and can't eat nearly as much as I used to be able to. So what are some ways of stretching my stomach in these last few hours for the challenge so I can down that burger?


I hope to Christ you are trolling.
#26
I just had two pieces of toast and I'm full. I can't imagine how one would feel after eating a three pound burger.

I guess eat a lot of food, but don't eat any the day before you eat that...thing.
#28
Quote by RR24Metul
There is no In n Out in Pennsylvania.



Sadly.


I've yet to have it. I've never heard a single bad thing about them.


At least we have Five Guys.


Quote by sam b
Well one person couldnt even eat the top part of the bun..

I'm all for having massive meals (the size TS is on about), but no doubt that one you posted would just get wasted which is just.. sad really, considering you could get like.. 100 normal burgers out of that meal


Sort yourselves out, America



Well, you would presumably buy it for a group of people. Clearly no single person would attempt that.
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Quote by daytripper75

Well, you would presumably buy it for a group of people. Clearly no single person would attempt that.

What group? A whole school?
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Lol love the replies, but honestly I could easily do the 6 pounder they have, but having the stomach flu made me throw up and shit my guts and everything left in my stomach out. So that is why I am trying the 3. And in America, "we the people..." should be "we the crooked ass politicians..." I love food, I'll admit. 18 years old and 300 pounds, almost pure fat (other than my legs from playing soccer and running after people who steal my food.)
I started to feel really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't
- Kurt Cobain
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Quote by dullsilver_mike
HAHAHAQHAH~!HHAH!!!!1111!!!!! AMERICA"S FAT!!1!!!!11!

I swear the ****ing mean IQ of the pit has to be 37.



Not surprising, since you're a part of it.
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#40
Quote by death eater
Lol love the replies, but honestly I could easily do the 6 pounder they have, but having the stomach flu made me throw up and shit my guts and everything left in my stomach out. So that is why I am trying the 3. And in America, "we the people..." should be "we the crooked ass politicians..." I love food, I'll admit. 18 years old and 300 pounds, almost pure fat (other than my legs from playing soccer and running after people who steal my food.)

How can you even run with that much weight?
I'M FAT!!!!
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