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#1
Which are your best and your worst sexual experiences?

Best taking my ex to a brothel in Amesterdam

-videotaping various girlfriends..usually consentually.

Worst-getting my foreskin ripped by a large lady

-or my mum catching me checking out her vibrator when i was 15.
#4
best and worst combined. i didn't tell my girlfriend i was about to cum when she was blowing me. she scratched both my thigh's so bad.
#5
Quote by Sir-Shredalot
Have you never tried Viagra?

I've overdosed on it.

To be honest, my favourite sex is drunk sex.
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#6
Quote by claptoncocaine
best and worst combined. i didn't tell my girlfriend i was about to cum when she was blowing me. she scratched both my thigh's so bad.


lol i did that to a hooker once. she said i would have to pay an extra £20. I was like 'sue me'! She cried.

I am a devo.
#8
I slept with a girl who had a loose vag. That sucked.
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omfg i totally forgot about that, you sir are jesus christ.
#9
Quote by whoomit
I've overdosed on it.

To be honest, my favourite sex in drunk sex.



This.

Except the overdose on viagra....but I could be if you want me to be?
#10
Quote by shikkaka
I slept with a girl who had a loose vag. That sucked.


I doubt that is sucked dude,

Anyway are you sure it wasnt just you who was too small?
#11
Quote by a_7_x
This.

Except the overdose on viagra....but I could be if you want me to be?

I'm hopping on a Megabus now!
#12
Worst- i worked on a chick for three days and she hyped her self up so much and it was the worst lay ever it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. That and the fact she was the type to think faster is better and she gave horrible head.

Best- won head in a poker game that turned into a pretty awesome lay. The only bad thinG was was the fact that i was a bit too drunk and my best friend watched which was weird b/c it was his old lady. I still rocked it pretty good.
Last edited by AlanD at Mar 2, 2012,
#13
Best: When I made my ex squirt.

Worst: Any time I've gotten handjob. I still have yet to find a girl whose good at it.
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#14
Quote by Sir-Shredalot
I doubt that is sucked dude,

Anyway are you sure it wasnt just you who was too small?


oh, snap! you got me good!

Although I suppose I set myself up for that one...

And it didn't suck I guess. The ending was fine, it just wasn't as good as other chicks.
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Quote by GoodOl'trashbag
omfg i totally forgot about that, you sir are jesus christ.
#15
The first time I had sex, I was drunk, lasted like an hour and got a BJ at the end


The 2nd time I had sex (1st time sober) I busted in like under 2 minutes
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#16
Quote by AlanD
Worst- i worked on a chick for three days and she hyped her self up so much and it was the worst lay ever it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. That and the fact she was the type to think faster is better and she gave horrible head.

Best- won head in a poker game that turned into a pretty awesome lay. The only bad thinG was was the fact that i was a bit too drunk and my best friend watched which was weird b/c it was his old lady. I still rocked it pretty good.

Having a hotdog thrown down the hallway does suck, but why would anyone do that?
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#17
Quote by Extra Ordinary
Having a hotdog thrown down the hallway does suck

It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale.
#18
Man that does suck, i was just trying to come up with an analogy for the loose thing she considered a vag.
#20
Maybe she enjoyed the fist cause theres nothing wrong on my end. I was suprised b/c she was thin. The lesson for today kiddies is dont judge a book by the cover.
#21
Worst experience is a handy and my open mouth.

Best was just good sex with a girl I really loved. Can't ask for much more.
#22
Quote by whoomit
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale.

Wait. Was the hotdog metaphorical? The Tic-Tac too?
I was serious about the hotdog thing.
#23
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Bacon Scented Anal Lube!?

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Wait. Was the hotdog metaphorical? The Tic-Tac too?
I was serious about the hotdog thing.

#24
worst: the first time I gave a hand job.

pretty cool: making out with a girl.

best: the first time I had an internal orgasm.
when I orgasm multiple times.
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#27
Best: At my ex's house while her parents were asleep.

Worst: Handjob from someone inexperienced. Ouch.
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#28
Best was when I got dominated by my gf at a small party, she had the corset and fishnets and everything and we touched on so many different fetishes...

Worst was a few months ago when this dude had me drive for 30 mins to his house, and I waited for an hour before finding out he fell asleep on me and I drove back home. All while wearing a butt plug.
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#30
Quote by whoomit
Anybody ever jizzed an not felt anything? That shit's weird.


Premature ejaculation?
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#34
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Yes, all that work for nothing, it sucks the worst that's why I put it as my worst

Ever jacked it in your sleep, and then woken up right before you jizz?

All that reward, for no work
#35
I got a handjob from a chick who was sitting on my lap in a movie theater once. King Kong was on

She dug her fake ass nails into my crotch and it may have been the most excruciating experience ever. God, she was a slut
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#37
Best - Really kinky, masochistic/sadistic, femdom sex with 2 chicks backstage after one of my gigs.

Worst - My ex girlfriend.
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#38
virgin4life yo.


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