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#2
Message people and say "so why haven't we had sex yet?"
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#4
Change his password and deactivate his account.
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

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#6
Quote by lushacrous
Change his password and deactivate his account.

Can't change unless you happen to know his current password?

I would post Bieber music videos and Twilight stuff, like I did before with a friend's account
#7
Quote by StewieSwan
Sign out

as long as ts doesnt invade privacy, hes allowed to say something funny
the sex one is a little much
#8
Post up the picture that you took with your dick in his mouth while he was sleeping. Oh man, he's gonna be soooo embarrassed.

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#9
im gay


ololololo
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#10
The best thing to do is keep hitting "@" then random letters so that you mention a bunch of his friends (some of which he probably never talks to) and then say "... all are terrible failures at life".
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#13
Quote by a7xplayer
So my friend left his Facebook open on my computer. I need some funny things to post as his status. Any ideas?



If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#16
change all his info for Turtles and post a turtle as his profile pic
Do it... do it now ! You know you want it
I did it with a friend and his reaction was priceless
Have you run your fingers down the wall...

And have you felt your neck skin crawl...
When you're searching for the light ?
#17
Quote by nemesisarmy
change all his info for Turtles and post a turtle as his profile pic
Do it... do it now ! You know you want it
I did it with a friend and his reaction was priceless

thats actually kinda funny. doesnt have to be turtles, but something like this would be funny.
#19
Go to a mutual friend's profile and like every single profile picture.
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#22
Replace everything with dicks.
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#24
Quote by jetfuel495
Change his birthday to tomorrow and log out.


This is really good, because you trick more than one person.
#25
Change his status privacy to "only me" so when he posts new statuses no one can see them but him.
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Second you dance.
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#26
Write a suicide letter.

Although I do like Jays idea, I will definitely have to do that next time I have the chance.
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#27
Im straight ololol
I'm rgrockr and I do not approve of this message.
#28
my friend once got his account locked because he left it logged in and someone posted a status about looking for young underage boys.

apparently Facebook takes that shit super seriously.
#32
Quote by jetfuel495
Change his birthday to tomorrow and log out.



Came in to post this.
RIP Tom Searle.
#33
Pick some girl that went/goes to your high school and update his status with her name. Like he was searching for her but typed in the wrong box. Or something. If you can still do that.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#34
Go into his female friend's photo albums from two years ago. Click like on a photo of them in a bikini and immediately unlike it, so it looks like he has been lurking and attemtped to hide it.
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#36
if you wanna get elaborate, post pictures of someplace you'd never see them moving to ever and change their location to whatever place yous chose. see how many people are dumb enough to believe it.

i've been meaning to do it for a while on my own facebook. was going to claim i moved to Utah. the dumbasses i have friended already believed i killed a dog once.
#37
Change all his pics to the ones posted by Laid-To-Waste in the Am I ugly thread.
#38
Pick out an ex he/she is still friendly with and initiate a chat. Proceed to initiate fight and call him/her some sick shit. Should be funny.
#40
post about the amazing shit you just had
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