#1
searched and nothing on it yet.
so.. this 75 year old man from lancashire is going to be representing great britain at the eurovision song contest.
what do the rest of you brits think of him?

personally, i think the rest of europe has more of an upbeat and festival attitude ... but he will get the speciality votes for people who like this kind of thing. the only problem being that the voting system only elects the top 3 candidates in each country where as proportional voting would give him a better chance.

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#2
Meh. Don't watch it since Wogan retired, as Norton gets on my nerves.
Personally, though, I think we should have got Alestorm.
#3
eurovision is a shit festival anyway
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Meh. Don't watch it since Wogan retired, as Norton gets on my nerves.
Personally, though, I think we should have got Alestorm.


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Meh. Don't watch it since Wogan retired, as Norton gets on my nerves.
Personally, though, I think we should have got Alestorm.


I also think they should be picked. Would be so sick!
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#8
Never watched the Eurovision stuff. The music is just too excrutiating for me.
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#9
It doesnt really matter who we get. If we put Iron Maiden foward as our entry we still wouldn't win as the rest of Europe hates us...even more so now that Cameron used the veto, which has just pissed people off.

But yeah, Alestorm would have been awesome XD
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I also think they should be picked. Would be so sick!

Would quite like to see them set up a wall of death at EV.
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#11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eYcC4TXdSQ
here's a youtube video of him performing more recently for those too lazy to search.
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Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

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Man City wont win anything and finish below Arsenal.

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#13
Wow. The rest of Europe will think Britain has down syndrome or something.
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#14
I'm glad they've finally stopped trying to take it seriously. That's not what Eurovision is about!
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#16
We have some weird girl singing a silly song while wearing something an Indian would be ashamed of. It could be worse for you.
#21
I think its cool. He is (was) a world famous, very successful crooner. I wish they were able to convince one of these hep young artists like Adele or someone to do it, but reviving old Humpledink is the next best thing - it has the nostalgia factor and it will be about as cheesy as the other acts.

I wonder if he'll still have his hair dyed when he performs - Tom Jones figured out a couple of years ago that a 70+ year old man looks weird with anything other than silver hair. Speaking of Tom Jones, why the **** didnt they get Tom Jones to do it?
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#22
Not being from Britain, I thought this thread was about this guy: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engelbert_Humperdinck


Needless to say i was really confused when I started reading
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I think its cool. He is (was) a world famous, very successful crooner. I wish they were able to convince one of these hep young artists like Adele or someone to do it, but reviving old Humpledink is the next best thing - it has the nostalgia factor and it will be about as cheesy as the other acts.

I wonder if he'll still have his hair dyed when he performs - Tom Jones figured out a couple of years ago that a 70+ year old man looks weird with anything other than silver hair. Speaking of Tom Jones, why the **** didnt they get Tom Jones to do it?

Possibly because he might win, and noone really wants that.
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Not being from Britain, I thought this thread was about this guy: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engelbert_Humperdinck


Needless to say i was really confused when I started reading


He did take his name.
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