#1
So do you guys remember those nursery rhymes we had as kids, which led the listener to believe a naughty word was going to be said, but actually just made clever and sneaky use of said naughty words?

Like this:

Two Irishmen, two Irishmen were digging a ditch
One called the other one a dirty son of a...
Beaver, a beaver, sitting on a rock
Along came a bumblebee and stung him on his...
Cocktail, ginger ale, five cents a glass...
If you don't like it, shove it up your...
Ask me no questions, tell me no lies


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So, in this thread, each poster will post one line of verse, which implies a naughty word at the end, next poster does the same, however starting his/her line with the above users naughty word. Keep it in the spirit of the original rhymes.

I'll start.

Mary had a little lamb, she thought it rather silly,
She threw it up into the air and caught it by its...
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#3
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#4
When I read the title I thought this was a thread about KMFDM.

Specifically this song. Just wait for the first set of lyrics at least. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4XT256HnXE
Skip to 1m if you're that lazy.


Skip my post in your line-up, it's obviously not relevant >_>
People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

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#5
God dammit guys.

you're doing it wrong.
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#6
That one always ended with:

If you ever get hit with a barrel of shit,
be sure to close your eyes.


When my grandpa sung it.
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#8
Mary had a little lamb, she thought it rather silly,
She threw it up into the air and caught it by its...

Willy caught a frog, he found it on a rock,
and if you try to mess with it man you can suck a...


doinitrite?
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#10
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Willy caught a frog, he found it on a rock,
and if you try to mess with it man you can suck a...


doinitrite?


YES!

Cockatoo's are birds, and I saw you eat a ...
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#14
This thread is like the color orange
And whenever I visit I feel like...
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#16
I prefer the "There once was a _________, who ___________"

i.e.

There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave,
She was dirty and gritty,
And missing one titty,
But think of the money he saved!
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You are now using UG Classic.


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