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You've just hitched up your horse and purposefully strutted into the town's local saloon.
The room stops dead at your arrival, all attention is on you...

What do you do next?

You could ignore the crowd's gaze and head to the bar for a well earned drink, you could whip out your revolver and kill every mother****er in the room, you could leave due to the intense pressure being the centre of attention puts you in. There are endless possibilities and the choice is yours.
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#2
Find an Indian to kill.

Because back then it was ok.
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#4
I'd probably send a candy gram to Mongol.
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#5
I am just a cowboy, lonesome on the trail.
Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Did you hear the one about the boy with the short atten
#7
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Break wind and leave.

Literally came in here to say this.

Go to the bar and order a WKD or something. Bacardi and coke. Something feminine. Then they accuse me of being a lady boy. Kick their ass. But don't kill them. Then the stories go round that they got beaten up by a lady boy. Then, break wind and leave.
#9
Ride a steel horse and play for keeps and ride all night 'cause when I'm alone all I do is think.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#11
On this STEEL HORSE I RIDE!!


I'm Wanted

(WAAANNTEEEED)

DEAD OR ALIVE!!!

OT: I'd probably get some guys together, start a gang, hijack a train of coal, get rich, run from the law, find a wife, settle down, have a daughter, loose everything, kill some people, and either die or move to Mexico!
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#12
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Ride a steel horse and play for keeps and ride all night 'cause when I'm alone all I do is think.


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#13
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Go and order a glass of milk.


Back when I turned 21, my co-workers were trying to convince me to do that at a local biker bar. They knew I don't drink, and I think they wanted to see me die too. *shrugs*
#14
Eats, shoots, and leaves.
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#15
find the local prostitute.
I smoke like Rasta, got hair like pasta
I be sippin' on them shots then bustin' rhymes like Busta


Load up the bong, crank up the song, let the informa call 911
#16
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find the local prostitute.

and have an invigorating conversation with her!
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#17
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Back when I turned 21, my co-workers were trying to convince me to do that at a local biker bar. They knew I don't drink, and I think they wanted to see me die too. *shrugs*


Real men drink milk.... And survive.

What'd you order in the end?
#20
Make everyone fear me by making up a story of how I killed all the Jenkins brothers with just one bullet.
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#21
Kill everyone, except for the bartender. He will then be forced to make me a few drinks, and then I'll shoot him.
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#22
I would fight to make things right. You and I would fight for our rights. You and I would fight to survive. Don't waste your time. Or time will waste you.
#23
...Or if the bar's in Tennessee, then...

Well I got a mohawk, it looks pretty sad
that I don't think that they'll think I'm a good man

So I went to a bar, so I could use the phone
The guy just looked at me and said "Hell naw!"

**** you, mother****er!
#25
Cool thread idea OP!

I would walk in and then play a game of blackjack with the local gamblers
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#26
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Suck everyone's dicks

Nono, you must have misunderstood. You're supposed to think what a cowboy would do in this situation, not yourself.
#27
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Cool thread idea OP!

I'm onto you.
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#28
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Nono, you must have misunderstood. You're supposed to think what a cowboy would do in this situation, not yourself.

The only western he's seen is the porno version of Brokeback Mountain, give him a break.
#29
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Nono, you must have misunderstood. You're supposed to think what a cowboy would do in this situation, not yourself.

But that's what cowboys do I thought that was their thing
#30
Nobody's said Fap yet? Pit, I'm disappointed in you
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#31
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Nobody's said Fap yet? Pit, I'm disappointed in you

We're all disappointed in you.
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#32
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Nobody's said Fap yet? Pit, I'm disappointed in you


Cowboys don't fap. They rape Indian bitches. Just like Custer's Revenge.
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#33
Stick my revolver into the nearest pretty girls


head and blow that b**** to hell!

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#34
Grab every woman in the place and have tender but rough face sex with her then proceed to blow the brains off of every woman during said face sex. Then when all the women are done <_<


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#35
I'd say:
"I am John Marston and I am looking for Bill Williamson on my quest for Red Dead Redemption."

Proceed to shoot anyone who gets in the way of my quest.
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#37
I would probably look behind me and see some scary guy, because if it was just me that walked into the saloon no one would do that.
#38
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Ride a steel horse and play for keeps and ride all night 'cause when I'm alone all I do is think.

Beat me to it.
#39
Walk out and go to Brokeback Mountain.

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#40
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Ride a steel horse and play for keeps and ride all night 'cause when I'm alone all I do is think.

Apparently I was not the only one coming into this thread with a Bon Jovi-themed joke post on my mind.
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