#1
I have a friend who's father's in pretty bad shape-
They can't afford the medical expense if they were to go with the operation-
Here's the link to the page with more information and the donate link on the right

http://savemydadslife.blogspot.com/

If you could just donate a dollar or whatever you feel reasonable, that would be fantastic. It's not spam, they legitimately need help.

If you could get some friends to donate as well that would be awesome.

*Also- if you would- bump this topic before you leave*

Thanks!
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#2
I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, but can you do this on here?
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#3
$12000? Long way to go if they've only made $170 so far, which sounds surprising to me that they even got that.

I'm unable to donate, but if the dude's 6'4, 450+ pounds, he better not be wondering why he has health problems (that is, unless the health problems came before the weight problems).
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#4
I think so... If not I'll take it down, I don't want to spam the boards if it's against the rules. I'll go read them again.
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#5
Ok, man, either way, I hope your friend's dad pulls through.
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$12000? Long way to go if they've only made $170 so far, which sounds surprising to me that they even got that.

I'm unable to donate, but if the dude's 6'4, 450+ pounds, he better not be wondering why he has health problems (that is, unless the health problems came before the weight problems).


He used to be in shape, but broke his back and survived cancer and had 2 heart attacks, so exercise was an issue.

So health problems then weight problems.
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#7
I don't mean to be a dick, but if I understood this correctly he needs 12 000 dollars for one surgery to shrink his stomach so he can lose weight...? Is shrinking his stomach the only way he can lose weight? And does that really cost 12 000 dollars? That's really messed up.
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#8
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I don't mean to be a dick, but if I understood this correctly he needs 12 000 dollars for one surgery to shrink his stomach so he can lose weight...? Is shrinking his stomach the only way he can lose weight? And does that really cost 12 000 dollars? That's really messed up.


Surgery is insanely expensive, $12,000 USD is after insurance, so it costs more than that. He can't exercise the weight off after having a broken back and 2 heart attacks.
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#9
Liposuction?
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#10
What will shrinking his stomach essentially do? Make him eat less?
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#11
It'll probably just make him less hungry.. There are more viable options, aren't there?
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#12
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What will shrinking his stomach essentially do? Make him eat less?



Yeah, my dad had a similar operation and it makes you full faster, and you don't absorb the food as well.


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Liposuction?


I'm pretty sure that's more expensive and the recovery time is longer/more painful.
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#13
I dunno, man. I'd look into that aswell, if I were you. If it's more expensive, then scrap it.
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#14
OP's story checks out so far.
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#15
do the four hour body diet instead. no exercise needed, works insanely fast
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#16
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Yeah, my dad had a similar operation and it makes you full faster, and you don't absorb the food as well.

At the risk of sounding insensitive... couldn't he just eat less?
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#17
Has he talked to a dietitian about it? A few years of regular visits and a set diet will be hellishly cheaper and won't require something as drastic as surgery.
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#18
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do the four hour body diet instead. no exercise needed, works insanely fast


Trololol? I just looked it up and it promised 34 pounds of muscle gain in 28 days and only 4 hours gym time.

If that works, bodybuilders are doin' it wrong.
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#19
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Trololol? I just looked it up and it promised 34 pounds of muscle gain in 28 days and only 4 hours gym time.

If that works, bodybuilders are doin' it wrong.


i follow the food restrictions of it and don't work out, lost 7 pounds in a week
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#20
Anorexia works. If that's too extreme, he could just eat less in general like Kensai said. Hell, he could even try Hydroxicut, Xenadrine, or one of the countless other fat-burners/diet pills/weight loss pills.
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