#1
So Pit,

Last night I went out with my work and you know, was doing the usual shit, good night. Then everyone starting titting around at about 2am, so I rang my mates who were chilling drinking/smoking and they was like 'Yeah cool come down'. They sounded pretty much sober, its usually early doors for them.

So I got the taxi back to my mates house, got there and one was passed out on the floor, and the other one was totally wrecked. Both of their mums were there, keep in mind we're all in our 20's and we're just all good chums. I was like 'wtf?' and basically put that guy to bed, cause he was starting to go cold on the table and walked one of the mums back.

While walking her back, hand in hand, she was talking to me about how her son is pretty much a f'k up now and he deserves so much better. Then proceeding to ask me to go to her house. So I was like, meh yeah. Since I could do with another beverage.

This women has a previous record of playing around with his mates, so I pretty much knew what was going to happen here. I was on the sofa with her, chatting and laughing away, and she started laying on me, coming on to me and I was playing with it for a bit. Then I left, because the son who it is, has been my best mate for a very long time.

So Pit, your best mates mum comes onto you, would you leave or get freaky?

TL;DR: Best mates mom came onto me after a night out, and I left out of respect.
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#2
Older women know what they're doing. That's all I'm going to say.
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#4
If she's a particularly hot "mom" then yes.
Not many of my friends have hot mums, but there's a belter that works down in the Vodafone shop down my way.
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#5
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If she's a particularly hot "mom" then yes.
Not many of my friends have hot mums, but there's a belter that works down in the Vodafone shop down my way.

She is. Even though she's had 5 kids, she has a figure.
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#6
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She is. Even though she's had 5 kids, she has a figure.

Do not want.
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#7
Fuck man, you're a better man than I. I would've been so deep in that shit...

Well done on saying no
#8
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Fuck man, you're a better man than I. I would've been so deep in that shit...

Well done on saying no


So you would do your best friend's mum anally? You sir are a winner.


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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#11
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Did you seriously use your own face for this? Bravo!


I feel like it wants to rape me.
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#12
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She is. Even though she's had 5 kids, she has a figure.

A bag of shit has a figure, son. You need to adjust your attitude.
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#13
When you start hearing slow funky bass music in the background, it's time to leave.
#14
tap that fine pussy bro!
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#15
It's hard to say. Some of my friends have alright mum's, but I think it'd be too weird to do anything anyways. Some, however, I would want to get with their mum, just so I could hold it over them...


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#16
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Did you seriously use your own face for this? Bravo!


I feel like it wants to rape me.

Ya man, DAT SMILE.
#17
Depends just how hot she was, and just how much it would piss said friend off.

If said friend would never speak to you again upon finding out, she'd have to be Olivia Wilde.

Edit: Actually TS, we'll need pics to truly judge how good you may or may not have been.
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#19
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Older women know what they're doing. That's all I'm going to say.

This man is right.
#20
Nah, probably wouldn't because it would feel to strange for me.


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#21
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#22
Does anyone remember that thread a few years ago where the OP described, in detail, having sex with an older woman, whose vagina looked like a meat and spaghetti sandwich?
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#24
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Does anyone remember that thread a few years ago where the OP described, in detail, having sex with an older woman, whose vagina looked like a meat and spaghetti sandwich?


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#26
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Older women know what they're doing. That's all I'm going to say.


this.

I woulda done it.
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No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#27


He was probably used to his mom boning his friends anyway, and you totally just missed the train.

Bad boy! Bad!