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#1
Yesterday, I got onto my girlfriend's phone / facebook mobile when she wasn't looking. I changed her birthday to today.

Yep, you guessed it 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' messages all over her wall.

loling hard

Edit: Not supposed to be original, just better than posting 'IM GAY OLOLOLOL' all over her page. or nude pics as her family is on there.
RIP Tom Searle.
Last edited by MH400 at Mar 4, 2012,
#2
I'm not a douche.
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#6
Posted a nice comment that made her feel good and appreciated.
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#7
I changed on of my friend's profile picture to this:



And changed his status to "Can't wait to be a father!"

Not an original idea, but was still hilarious seeing his friends react (he was 18 at the time).
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#8
I havn't done anything to anyone elses, but this guy at work put 'I had c0ck for lunch, big c0ck hahahahaha' on mine. Serves me right for being logged on at work
#9
Changed a persons sex, so when someone posts on her wall it says in the ticker box at the side "so and so posted on his comment"


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#10
Once I responsibly logged another person out

e: oh and facebook sent me an email warning me not to report another person as being an infringement of my copyright
#11
Nothing, because I'm not a (complete) cunt.
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#12
My roommate is obsessed with Facebook so I changed her settings so that when she posts a status, she is the only person who can see it. Facebook loneliness would make her panic.

Took the bitch about a week to realise.


Also, last year when everybody was doing that "30 day song challenge" I had my mate's Facebook and did the "30 day porn challenge". In an hour I had managed to post 14 of the most grotesque porn pictures ever - proper Kelly22 style - and Facebook deleted his account.
#13
Changed a friends name to "Joseph Fritzl" and invited all of his friends to party in his basement.
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#14
Nothing as I'm not a huge dick.
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#15
I left a comment from my friends proposing to his girlfriend via facebook. Funny thing is she said yes.
Is it hot in here??

This one time in Dubai.....

#17
Quote by Spoonman69
I left a comment from my friends proposing to his girlfriend via facebook. Funny thing is she said yes.




Did he go with it or explain it was you?
#18
I put this as someones status, "So I was licking out my granny earlier today and suddenly i tasted donkey semen, then it hit me, so thats how granny died."
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#19
I changed my mommy status to "I wuv my lil boy!"
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#20
Quote by behind_you
I changed on of my friend's profile picture to this:



And changed his status to "Can't wait to be a father!"

Not an original idea, but was still hilarious seeing his friends react (he was 18 at the time).



lol!!!
RIP Tom Searle.
#21
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Did he go with it or explain it was you?


He was such a Bro about it but the girl was pretty raging at me, still is as far as im aware. He obviously explained to her it was me after some pretty intense phonecalls from her to him id imagine
Is it hot in here??

This one time in Dubai.....

#22
Some of you people... too far... too far...


Quote by Spoonman69
He was such a Bro about it but the girl was pretty raging at me, still is as far as im aware. He obviously explained to her it was me after some pretty intense phonecalls from her to him id imagine


You're telling me she seriously believed her boyfriend proposed to her via facebook...?
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#23
I changed my friend's settings so that only he can see his own posts and statuses. He was wondering why nobody was replying to him for weeks.
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#24
I've never bothered with fraping people although back in about October when I was with some classmates at the library, one of them had recently just got facebook and didn't know what fraping was, so we told him we'd show him. He gave us his phone, we changed his stuff so it said he was gay, influences included Gary Glitter, just general shit like that.

Changed it back as soon as he noticed it, but it was funny at time.
#25
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Nothing, as I don't have a huge dick.


Wait, what?
Least surprising news ever.
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#26
I remember in the Myspace days, my friend and I would go into the Apple store - go to Myspace and scenekids had ALWAYS left their myspace logged in.

So we'd delete everything, and put in some CSS so their profile was just a white page with "LOL, remember to log out in future."

Those people lived religiously on Myspace - was fun times.
#27
Quote by Kensai
Some of you people... too far... too far...


You're telling me she seriously believed her boyfriend proposed to her via facebook...?


As far as im aware man. It wasnt a simple "will you marry me" I spent ages coming up with an elaborate paragraph of him declaring his love for her with the question at the end.
Is it hot in here??

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#28
Quote by Spoonman69
As far as im aware man. It wasnt a simple "will you marry me" I spent ages coming up with an elaborate paragraph of him declaring his love for her with the question at the end.

Christ... I feel kinda sorry for her...
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#29
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Christ... I feel kinda sorry for her...


You know..looking back so do i actually. At the time it was hilarious though
Is it hot in here??

This one time in Dubai.....

#30
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Least surprising news ever.


Well, it's not like I've ever stated otherwise.
#31
Quote by Spoonman69
an elaborate paragraph of him declaring his love for her

I've done this, except it was on my best friend's account to a really, really homophobic dude. That very same best friend now has quite the erotic picture of a man as his Timeline cover (I know what you're thinking, that's disgusting, Timeline) and his Gender is female. He too acts like a bro about it, doesn't really give a damn and laughs it off.
#32
Quote by behind_you
I changed on of my friend's profile picture to this:



And changed his status to "Can't wait to be a father!"

Not an original idea, but was still hilarious seeing his friends react (he was 18 at the time).

Oh, God yes.


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da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#33
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I left a comment from my friends proposing to his girlfriend via facebook. Funny thing is she said yes.


i think this is the best combination of dick and awesome
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#34
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You know..looking back so do i actually. At the time it was hilarious though


What ever happened to them as a couple?
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#35
Changed their name to "Rob the Fridge", put a fridge as their profile picture, added plenty of appropriate intrests (Rob the Fridge likes Staying Cool and Dairy Products) and so on.
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#36
I've source edited my facebook page to make one of my friends say that he was eternally in love with me and screen capped it. Took him a few days to figure out where that comment was. Besides that though, I've changed my Girlfriends name to Smitty Wergenmanjensen.
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#37
My brother likes dubstep so i once changed his status to ****** will now dubstep for you all WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB.
#38
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What ever happened to them as a couple?


Still together believe it or not.
Is it hot in here??

This one time in Dubai.....

#39
I've done original anyway

EDIT: Well one time I went on my friend's account and changed his surname to Bieber and changed his profile picture to Justin Bieber. Then I liked loads of those Justin Bieber fanpages.
Last edited by LostLegion at Mar 4, 2012,
#40
Quote by MH400
Yesterday, I got onto my girlfriend's phone / facebook mobile when she wasn't looking. I changed her birthday to today.

Yep, you guessed it 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' messages all over her wall.

loling hard

Some men just want to watch the world burn.
*parp*
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