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#1
Sup Pit,

So I just took a massive shit, right, I'm talking MASSIVE. Like I fully took a minute or two to just stare and absorb how massive it was. It was so big that it actually looked like it was trying to climb up the side of the bowl and come back to me. Anyway, taking that poop gave me a great sense of accomplishment because of how damn massive it was. It was a truly terrific sight. The only time I've come close to having a poop that big was when I went camping and went 3 days without shitting. I came back home and let loose but even that wasn't as good as what I just did. It felt like I was one of those clowns that pulls ribbons out of their mouths where the ribbon is really long and never seems to end.

Anyway, share you stories of rectal relief.
#2
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Devourke is secretly Kelly.
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#6
Over the summer I was taking consistenly HUGE shits. Like maybe 6-8 inches in length each time.


But now because of my horrible diet I haven't been shitting right for weeks
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#11
I saw the thread title and assumed this was going to be a thread about the Occupy movements and shit. I wanted to post a bowel-movement joke
#16
Sometimes I take dumps so big it rips my anus apart. First time I saw all that blood I almost fainted.
#17
Take a picture devourke!


loljk that'd be disgusting

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It was so big that it actually looked like it was trying to climb up the side of the bowl and come back to me.

Didn't it stick to the bowl? Is your toilet just really that good at flushing? This whole thread is rather unsettling. I'll have you know almost all of my nightmares take place in bathrooms.
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#19
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Didn't it stick to the walls? Is your toilet just really that good at flushing? This whole thread is rather unsettling. I'll have you know almost all of my nightmares take place in bathrooms.

Stop falling asleep on the toilet
#20
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Kelly copy/pastes stories though. I just maintain a high fiber diet.
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Take a picture devourke!


loljk that'd be disgusting

Someone said you'd get banned for posting a picture of your own defecation on here a while ago so I didn't. As it was flushing down, I realized I could have PMed a pic to anyone who wanted to see my glorious baby

EDIT:
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Didn't it stick to the bowl? Is your toilet just really that good at flushing? This whole thread is rather unsettling. I'll have you know almost all of my nightmares take place in bathrooms.

My toilet is amazing at flushing but I still had to clean off the skids afterwards.
Last edited by devourke at Mar 4, 2012,
#21
Great things come when upon the throne. I didn't exactly measure it but I've had a nice 8/9 incher vacate my bowels in one grand expulsion.


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Take a picture devourke!

loljk that'd be disgusting


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#23
At oxygen festival last year a guy did one about 2 foot long and became a festival celebrity, girls even got him to sign their tits and guys were asking for autographs. My personal best is about a foot, it looked like a whole subway had gone through me in one piece lol, it got stuck in the toilet aswell
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Come on devourke, you are better than making these threads.
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At oxygen festival last year a guy did one about 2 foot long and became a festival celebrity, girls even got him to sign their tits and guys were asking for autographs. My personal best is about a foot, it looked like a whole subway had gone through me in one piece lol, it got stuck in the toilet aswell

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#27
I once pooped all by myself. It was scary.
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How many couric's was it devourke?

I once had a shit that came out, by the way it felt, sideways (It was rather oval shaped.) I'm not joking but I remember my bumhole still stinging the next day when I went to school.
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At oxygen festival last year a guy did one about 2 foot long and became a festival celebrity, girls even got him to sign their tits and guys were asking for autographs.


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Come on devourke, you are better than making these threads.


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#31
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Me and my friends actually compete sometimes.

I wish my friends had your mindset. They're all like "Ew that's disgusting" and "Stop doing that thing with your hand".
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At oxygen festival last year a guy did one about 2 foot long and became a festival celebrity, girls even got him to sign their tits and guys were asking for autographs. My personal best is about a foot, it looked like a whole subway had gone through me in one piece lol, it got stuck in the toilet aswell

How did he even claim credit for that? Did he just leave it in there and show everyone? That's amazing
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Come on devourke, you are better than making these threads.

Maybe you don't understand the pride I felt when I looked in the toilet and saw what I had created.
#32
i had a brilliant idea - an epic shit gallery!
we could like share the best, and have a vote on the epic-est and stuff.
or is there a rule against posting pics of shit on UG?
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i had a brilliant idea - an epic shit gallery!
we could like share the best, and have a vote on the epic-est and stuff.
or is there a rule against posting pics of shit on UG?

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Someone said you'd get banned for posting a picture of your own defecation on here a while ago so I didn't. As it was flushing down, I realized I could have PMed a pic to anyone who wanted to see my glorious baby


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#34
I remember really needing one on the way back from uni, so bad that I was waiting for the train to leave and was like, shit I'm gonna have to go here. Swear to God it was about 8 inches long. Was tempted to not flush so the public could admire my achievement after I'd left. Then I realised that was gross and left it. Biggest shit I've ever done though
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#36
Okay honestly I had faith for the pit and thought that this was going to be about like social movements or something.

NOW, the interesting thing is, I was gonna make a joke out of that and say that I'm pooping right now. (I actually am too, while writing this post).

Well, that thing was ruined.
#38
People have always bragged about that kind of stuff, but I've never given a sh*t.
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Wasted about 5 minutes on that site. Some people have really weird poop.
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i had a brilliant idea - an epic shit gallery!
we could like share the best, and have a vote on the epic-est and stuff.
or is there a rule against posting pics of shit on UG?



Sarcasm or not, I'd contribute to this.
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