I am a UGer.

I've been here for longer than you guys can fathom.

I could be one of the online users right now.

The mods have tried to ban my IP address on several occasions, but I prevail every time.

Hell, I could be one of the mods.

Just to let you know.


She's quite the experience.
Last edited by Determination at Mar 4, 2012,
I came here expecting Spongebob.

This is bullshit.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.

Listening to: Esperanza Spalding, Vulfpeck, Caravan Palace

It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.


No. Cannot give in.

Kelly, how long have you been here?
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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

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