#5
I've fallen asleep on the bus, sucked when the Driver slammed on the break and I face planted the plastic rail guard.

Woke me up though! Just had to deal with a sore face for the rest of the day XD
#7
It took me until the time he fell to realize what was happening.
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

- Berthold Auerbach


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Wow, being surrounded by all of these humourless, pussy-whipped virgins is starting to make me sick.

Check out my band!
#8
Quote by Brownerz
It took me until the time he fell to realize what was happening.


Yeah, that makes two of us.
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You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


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#9
Quote by ticktockboom
Just barely worth the 16 seconds that i spent watching it
This.
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#11
Quote by Brownerz
It took me until the time he fell to realize what was happening.


this
#14
Quote by BigHeadClan
I've fallen asleep on the bus, sucked when the Driver slammed on the break and I face planted the plastic rail guard.

Woke me up though! Just had to deal with a sore face for the rest of the day XD

I fell asleep on the bus on the way back from the pub once. Was woken up by the driver on the way back to the depot.
Sadly, it was the last bus that went near my house, so I had to get the next best one, whose closest stop is about 3 1/2 miles from home.
#15
I passed out in a cab once, and the driver left me sitting in the back at his company HQ.

And didn't even bill me. Weirdo.
#16
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I passed out in a cab once, and the driver left me sitting in the back at his company HQ.

And didn't even bill me. Weirdo.I think we can conclude that you've been molested.
#17
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I passed out in a cab once, and the driver left me sitting in the back at his company HQ.

And didn't even bill me. Weirdo.
He obviously raped your butt.
#18
Doubt it.

When I woke up, I had pissed myself at some point during the night, and my piss reeks.
#19
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Doubt it.

When I woke up, I had pissed myself at some point during the night, and my piss reeks.
He pissed on you after raping your butt.
#20
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Doubt it.

When I woke up, I had pissed myself at some point during the night, and my piss reeks.
How do you know he didn't piss on you? After eating asparagus?
#21
Quote by mybanez
He pissed on you after raping your butt.



i concur
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#22
I hate to admit it, but my ass did hurt that day.

Could have been from being raped, could have been from sleeping in a taxi all night. I'm better off not knowing I think.
#23
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I hate to admit it, but my ass did hurt that day.

Could have been from being raped, could have been from sleeping in a taxi all night. I'm better off not knowing I think.


too late. now you know.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#24
UG, take my comment into the heavens with your anon goodness!
"If you're looking for me,
you better check under the sea,
because that's where you'll find me..."
#25
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I hate to admit it, but my ass did hurt that day.

Could have been from being raped, could have been from sleeping in a taxi all night. I'm better off not knowing I think.
HAHAHAH brilliant!!! Made my day, thank you.
#27
Quote by whoomit
I hate when you fall asleep on a bus, then fart and wake yourself up

At least the fart will make the bus smell better.
#28
I fall asleep in all cars and such vehicles unless I'm the driver.

A few weeks ago I could not resist sleep on the bus even though I was listening to Meshuggah to keep myself awake.