GuitarGod_92 has a big purple one.

Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
Do you know how to make a thread that won't get *r3ported*?
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

Now you're not even trying.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.

Listening to: Starbomb

Would a mermaid-human hybrid look like a mermaid, or a human?
Yes, I do. A dildo of flesh.
UG's King Neptune

Quote by AtaBorMan
You're the biggest dick we've had in the Pit for a while.
Stop talking, you have are the biggest dick the pit has seen in a while.
Quote by FireHawk
i just use my finger for anal pleasure while beating it

I do that about once a year when I'm bored of the usual routine. Feels good man.