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#1
You asked for it, you got it.

Type the name of the song you are currently listening to with your penis. The appendage, not the words.

GO.
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#4
My penis is so large, it crushed the keyboard when I tried.
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#5
My penis is so large, it crushed the floor when I took it out of my pants.
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#6
Search Bar with your penis
The time has come for all to see

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#7
`1234567890-=

Measure that on your keyboard
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#8
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#9
dxd,m dsgvmnjhfvgl.

Man up guys. I didn't even close my door.
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#12
Am I supposed to type the song with my penis or listen to the song with my penis?
#13
Quote by Drakathan
My penis is so large, it crushed the floor when I took it out of my pants.

You wear pants? Us well endowed men should never wear pants. That way, we can crush things at our leisure without the hassle of unzipping/unbuttoning.
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#14
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Am I supposed to type the song with my penis or listen to the song with my penis?

I just flopped around. didn't actually try to create anything coherent.
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#17
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This thread is sexist.

We just don't want you ladies losing any keys in your vaginas.
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#18
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This thread is sexist.

A woman could, hypothetically, use their breasts? No?
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#19
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A woman could, hypothetically, use their breasts? No?

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#20
fracturdfed hanhd

LOL I TYPED THAT PRETTY GOOD GUESS WHAT SONG IT IS
METAL!
#21
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A woman could, hypothetically, use their breasts? No?

dont get too excited

im listening to the amazing world of gumball with my penis
#22
Quote by eGraham
A woman could, hypothetically, use their breasts? No?

yeah, but they are usually bigger so they would have to type with their nipples if they want to be precise...

I'll be in my bunk.
#25
Quote by seniormeld
yeah, but they are usually bigger so they would have to type with their nipples if they want to be precise...

I'll be in my bunk.

A woman typing with her nipples. Strangely, I find that arousing.

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I have a nice, expensive keyboard.
There's no way i'm putting my dick on it.


I have a laptop. and my dick has been all over it already, so no harm done.
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#27
I'm in the university library though.
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#28
Quote by seniormeld
yeah, but they are usually bigger so they would have to type with their nipples if they want to be precise...

I'll be in my bunk.

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#30
I had to beat up half a mongrel for this.

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#34
yoouuu shhhook me

Well i guess you could say at least I'm accurate...
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#36
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`1234567890-=

Measure that on your keyboard


So skinny.
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#37
AZ


ooooohhh yeah

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#38
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I was trying to type down "One".
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