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someone smashed my mailbox and stole the post the other day. i don't want to get revenge or payback or whatever cuz nothing will change and it's stupid. but what i do want is a plan for an indestructible mailbox. i'm thinking that some sheet metal and a welder should be baseball bat-proof. ideas?
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#4
build some inside supports.
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Get a big block of steel and cut out a cube big enough for your mail.
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I remember a CSI episode where the guy swapped it and put a concrete filled mailbox on the stand. Then the person hit it, broke their arm and crashed. ahaha. DO IT!
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#7
Coat it in nitroglycerine.
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#12
Put a sign with an arrow beside it saying, please don't hit me!

And then, when they drive by and hit, the pressure sensitive switch ignites the black powder and you front yard turns into fallujah on a sunday night.
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Coat it in nitroglycerine.

I was gonna say this.

I would funny as shit if they tried to smash that.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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Why doesn't your postman just put your letters through the door?

Probably because it would take forever that way.
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Probably because it would take forever that way.

This. It would take ****ing ten times as long if he to walk up to each house.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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Coat it in nitroglycerine.

Well that is a good one. Much more simple than my black powder idea.

Plus if he lives in the U.S. he can just grab some at wal-mart.
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This. It would take ****ing ten times as long if he to walk up to each house.


Works well enough over here - maybe your postmen should man up and get fit.
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#19
Get one of these and cement it into your garden

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Works well enough over here - maybe your postmen should man up and get fit.

Maybe we don't have the money to pay our postmen twice the hours because they already ask for pretty much everything under the sun so they don't start shooting people.
#21
cinder blocks, rebar, concrete. erect a small tower-like structure. About 4 feet high and 2'x2'. leave one block out and line the cavity with checker plate. make a door type thing with a hinge. cut a slot in the middle. weld a loop on the door, and one on the plate. Put a lock on it. Congratulations, you now have fort Knox on your front lawn
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#22
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Works well enough over here - maybe your postmen should man up and get fit.

I would still take way longer.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#23
Actually, just set up a small ass barrel under your mailbox, and when it gets hit it blows a shotgun shell, and someone gets murdered
#24
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Probably because it would take forever that way.


Bitch please, at least 80% of the houses here in the Netherlands have their mail delivered through the door. Your postmen just have inferior potassium.

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#25
well... i need shotgun shells, nitroglycerine, nokia phones, cinder blocks, and one hell of a lawyer. okay. BRING IT, BITCHES!
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Works well enough over here - maybe your postmen should man up and get fit.


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#28
I'd say rubber so next time someone swings for it, it'll just bounce back and hit them in the face.
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This. It would take ****ing ten times as long if he to walk up to each house.

That's what we do in civilized countries. There's a little mailbox thing beside your front door that they put your mail in, on da wall yo
#30
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Works well enough over here - maybe your postmen should man up and get fit.




Over here, we've got just a bit more of a distance to the houses from the roads...
#31
cut a hole in the side of your mailbox so people can stick their hands in and put a black mamba in it
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#32
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That's what we do in civilized countries. There's a little mailbox thing beside your front door that they put your mail in, on da wall yo

Well I can think of well over a dozen houses in my neighborhood that are a good 40 to 60 yards away from the street. It would take much much longer.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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#34
Just stick a mongoose in that motherfucker and next time they hit it they'll have a fuckin' mongoose chasin' after them!
#35
ITT: how to murder someone indirectly using a mailbox
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#36
Put a pressure activated C4 in your mailbox post

That'll learn em
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#38
Put a honey badger in it.
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#39
1. Dig hole about 3 feet deep, with a radius of about a foot, foot-and-a-half.

2. Place inconspicuous mailbox post in hole.

3. Fill holl with concrete with post placed perfectly in the middle.

4. Mount box and hope they don't void your weekend project by aiming for the box itself.

Or use a refurbished steel I-beam, make a much more shallow hole and bolt that bitch down with the supports and such they use to make the beams adhere to the foundation.

It would be TEH STEEMPUNKZ. Now annul that lame-itude by having "come at me bro!" And a still from the gif custom-airbrushed on your mailbox.
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It already exists.

I have one, they're nice.


This too will righteously FUBAR any intrepid teenagers, err, Dodge Intrepid.

But repairing masonry seems a bit more difficult than simply re-erecting a wood post/steel girder. They do look nice though!
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