Fuzz Factory'd do it. Maybe a Big Muff, if you used your neck pickup and rolled back the tone knob.

EDIT: Just tried it and it turns out a Les Paul's neck P90 through a Way Huge Swollen Pickle into a Plexi-modded Peavey Windsor gets very close. Not perfect, not as close as a Fuzz Facory, but close.
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Last edited by AeolianSeventh at Mar 9, 2012,
ah, fuzz factory, why are you so expensive?

Thanks for your help eh. I've been thinking of getting the swollen pickle anyways.