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#1
To Zoot! He just turned 21.



I got you a chord chart so you won't ever have to play chords the wrong way again.


Happy birthday, man!
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
Last edited by IRISH_PUNK13 at Mar 10, 2012,
#2
^Haha, I beat you to it by 1 min, Irish_Punk

Happy birthday!

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Last edited by behind_you at Mar 10, 2012,
#5
Happy Birthday man.



I got you a guitar so you can play the chords.
"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
#6
Happy Birthday!

I don't like you and you don't like me, but I got you a present anyway.



She'll lay some beautiful blue shelled eggs.
#7
Happy birthday
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#8
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Happy Birthday!

I don't like you and you don't like me, but I got you a present anyway.



She'll lay some beautiful blue shelled eggs.
ggg1 ggg3

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#9
Guys, you are giving him more chords than he will ever use.


Happy birthday Zoot
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Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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Isis is amazing
#10
Happy birthday man! Don't know you to well, so I got you a delicious bacon pie!
Because everyone loves bacon.
EVERYONE. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ



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#12
I got you happiness!

It's been in you all along!

Nah just kidding it's really over on the table
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#15
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^Haha, I beat you to it by 1 min, Irish_Punk

Happy birthday!



I actually posted the pic but for some reason it wasn't showing up.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#16
Happy birthday!
I got you a bourgeois capitalist pig =]

and Nick Cave playing an E chord, because after 15 pages of google images I literally could not find him playing anything else:
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Glad to see the sex king getting some action I think it might be time for me to pull him out again tonight and take him for a spin around the rift.
#17
Happy birthday! I got you the king of all lizards, because monarchy rulez.

“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#19
Happy birthday man

I got you the insight that today will never happen again, so use it wisely.
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#23
Oh. So Zoot likes fat girls.

*saves information for future mocking*
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#24
Quote by element4433
Oh. So Zoot likes fat girls.

*saves information for future mocking*

I was the founder of the 2nd (and locked -_-' ) chubby chasers thread. I thought you'd have noticed all that controversy back then >.> Holy Katana remembers.
#25
Zoot is a pretty cool guy, eh fights capitalism and doesn't afraid of anything
Chelsea FC



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#26
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Zoot is a pretty cool guy, eh fights capitalism and doesn't afraid of anything
*Queue grammar nazis.*
ggg1 ggg3

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#27
Happy birthday Zoot I stole you papers on the [REDACTED] from the US Government. It shows that 9/11 was truly done by [REDACTED] and they did it for [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. You were half right all along.
#28
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*Queue grammar nazis.*



Happy Birthday. I went round to Nick Cave's house and asked him to wish you happy birthday. He wishes you happy birthday.
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#29
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Happy Birthday. I went round to Nick Cave's house and asked him to wish you happy birthday. He wishes you happy birthday.

Did you notice if he was playing E major at the time?
#33
Happy birthday.

I got you some firewood:
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Last edited by sfaune92 at Mar 10, 2012,
#34
happy birthday

its also the 15th anniversary of buffy starting on tv.
now extra flamey
#35
except you have your Fmajor chord wrong

thumb on 1st fret E string
ring on 3rd fret A string
pinky on 3rd fret D string
middle on 2nd fret G string (lol)
pointer barr 1st fret B and e string
#36
Quote by Zoot Allures
thank you, i'm from Notts though


Ahh, then you'll be needing one of these as well to stop people taking your beer hat away from you.

#39
Got you this:

To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


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You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#40
Happy Birthday. I got you a copy of your namesake on vinyl.





Just don't wind up workin' in a gas station.
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ON LIGHTNING.
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