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So I've only lived in my current town for a few months now, and it's kind of hard to meet people. I've met my neighbors, friends of people in my family, blah, blah, blah.

However, I've found it to be increasingly difficult to find a decent girl through these methods. (Friends of friends) I was at the gas station unlocking my car as this very attractive girl pulls up next to me, and was gazing at me a bit, and while I wanted to go up to her and say something, I realized, that I have no idea what I could/would say to this girl, or any girl for that matter.

It's not that I'm not sociable and can't talk to girls, but I find it very uncomfortable to go up to someone I've never met, and doesn't know me or anyone that I know, and try to get a date or whatever.

So Pit, how do you go about picking up complete strangers?

inb4 tl;dr, chloroform, and other such Pit-like answers.

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#4
First of all i would not come to the internet for advice on women....unless u wanna learn what porn sites r legit ;p
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Quote by Dnouw
First of all i would not come to the internet for advice on women....unless u wanna learn what porn sites r legit ;p


I'm not really looking for advice. I'm really just more interested in how the guys of the pit approaching talking to a complete stranger in hopes of getting a date.

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
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Quote by Tanglewoodguit
Be really confident. Make a joke about them, or something that's happening around you.

This is good. If they take a joke about themselves too seriously then they're probably somebody you wouldn't want to be with =/around anythingwa
#10
put on your best trollface and ask how her boyfriend's doing. everything else goes from there
#11
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
Be really confident. Make a joke about them, or something that's happening around you.


This.

Make them laugh. Nothing breaks the ice better than a good laugh.
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#12
Quote by assparade69
put on your best trollface and ask how her boyfriend's doing. everything else goes from there


such a good answer!
#15
making jokes works most of the time
if youre an ugly sob you can at least make her laughand if she doest laugh at your jokes just walk away

edit; ride the bus ive met many a pretty lonely girls on the bus
Last edited by supersac at Mar 10, 2012,
#16
Quote by supersac
making jokes works most of the time
if youre an ugly sob you can at least make her laughand if she doest laugh at your jokes just walk away

edit; ride the bus ive met many a pretty lonely girls on the bus

LOL what bus is this?

Stoke doesn't believe in pretty girls xD
#17
Like said above, find something to make them laugh (not AT you ) That's the ice breaker, than if you can keep it going long enough you can ask them for a number/coffee/drink whatever. If the conversation dies quickly after a good laugh ice breaker than you'll have nothing to talk about on a date/laying in bed anywho and you'll be wasting your time. Get good at asking questions and listening, sounds cliche but it works magic for me.
1. Make them laugh, follow up with another
2. Ask questions about her, light ones, not like "what's your address? or "Do you wanna ****"
3. Listen and remember.
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#18
Quote by Highelf04
LOL what bus is this?

Stoke doesn't believe in pretty girls xD



i ride the bus to work and to school to around the LA area and around it(hollywood,santa monica etc.) and at least once or twice a week there a pretty girl sitting on the bus with which to strike a conversation with

or maybe im just lucky
#19
Quote by supersac
i ride the bus to work and to school to around the LA area and around it(hollywood,santa monica etc.) and at least once or twice a week there a pretty girl sitting on the bus with which to strike a conversation with

or maybe im just lucky

Well bus in america for starters xD
Where I go in america there isn't really a bus...but the again you are in LA
I do envy you

Fair enough though
Ever picked anyone up from doing that?
#20
Quote by G!!
Clearly she wants you. All you need to tell her is that you're single.


I hate guys who think that literally every girl that looks their direction is in to them. I know too many people like that.
#21
Quote by Highelf04
Well bus in america for starters xD
Where I go in america there isn't really a bus...but the again you are in LA
I do envy you

Fair enough though
Ever picked anyone up from doing that?


yeah but i could only carry her so far before i had to put her down

but seriously
yeah i have ive gotten a few phone numbers and dates its all in good fun in fact just yesterday i took a girl to see the lorax
#22
Quote by assparade69
put on your best trollface and ask how her boyfriend's doing. everything else goes from there


Fukken saved
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#24
Hey how's it going with a smile.

Good how are you is how they will respond.

And then tell them how you are, with a little story of why you feel that way.

And see if it picks up from there.
#25
Use this method:

1) Walk up to her and say "hello."
2) Introduce yourself
3) Say "This is really embarrassing, but you're not as pretty as I thought you were from across the room."
4) Leave
5) Wait for her to approach you, trying to prove her worth
6) Let her prove her worth
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Quote by element4433
Use this method:

1) Walk up to her and say "hello."
2) Introduce yourself
3) Say "This is really embarrassing, but you're not as pretty as I thought you were from across the room."
4) Leave
5) Wait for her to approach you, trying to prove her worth
6) Let her prove her worth





But seriously, if I were single, I would try this tomorrow.
#28
Quote by element4433
Use this method:

1) Walk up to her and say "hello."
2) Introduce yourself
3) Say "This is really embarrassing, but you're not as pretty as I thought you were from across the room."
4) Leave
5) Wait for her to approach you, trying to prove her worth
6) Let her prove her worth


I am gonna try this one, with a girl I don't care too much about though
#29
Quote by element4433
Use this method:

1) Walk up to her and say "hello."
2) Introduce yourself
3) Say "This is really embarrassing, but you're not as pretty as I thought you were from across the room."
4) Leave
5) Wait for her to approach you, trying to prove her worth
6) Let her prove her worth

I think I might try that. Not because I think it'll get me laid, but because it's going to be hilarious.
#30
Well, if there's any 'decent' girls that are friends of friends, it's easier that way rather than just going up to a random stranger.
#31
Just be confident and honest.
Something like "Hey, I'm <name>. I'm trying to meet people because I'm new around here and don't really know anybody." or some permutation of that. You can continue the conversation by asking about good places to go eat or whatever.
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#32
Just tell her WHY you think she is cute, if she gives you a number cool if not that's alright too.
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#33
Approach with penis out, ask girl to suck on said penis, receive blowjob. You're welcome.
#36
Well there's 3 things you gotta know...

"Got any raisins"
"err... no?"
"Oh, well how about a date?"

"Pack your bags love, you've scored"

"haaaave you met me?"
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At the party I came back from a few hours ago, I saw a girl I kind of knew a bit sort of not really (spoke to her a few times on fb, she's a friend of a friend) standing in the room next to the one I was in, so I was gonna go in and just say something like 'Hi I don't really know you but we talked about Modern Family on fb once' or something, then as soon as I got in the room I realised she was with about 5 other girls and I was like 'LOL F*CK THIS' so I kept on walking as if I was never gonna stop.. then one of them tried to make fun of me (I think idek she called me Jesus cos I look like Jesus, and was like 'LAL I have Jesus on fb') so I walked back in like '**** you I deleted you months ago, fag' or something and people laughed, and the girl I was gonna talk to said hi so I said 'yeah I was gonna come in and say hi then realised there were loads of people in here so I thought f*ck that' and she laughed, and then we started talking

Oh and this one time, the first time I'd ever spoke to this girl on fb (another friend of a friend) I told her I wanted to sniff her armpits (she wrote a status about being smelly) and later that day we met for the first time IRL at a gig near my house, the weirdness that I'd just asked to sniff her pits the first time I'd ever spoke to her and then seeing her for the first time was sufficent enough to break the ice, and we talked and laughed and cool times were had n shit

I also watched a sunrise with a girl this morning. That was awkward as **** (at times), I'm good at strangers, I'm AWFUL at girls I actually like.

{edit} wait I acidentally wrote shitloads, noone read this ok im just gonna look silly cos theres too many letters.
Last edited by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT at Mar 11, 2012,
#38
Yeah, well... I wouldn't know, I don't approach girls... actually I don't approach or even talk to anyone, so yeah.
#39
Also try talking to them in elevators and ask them back for coffee
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