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#1
Guys.

Guys.

Emos are dying by the swaths. Dozens. In Iraq right now. I am not kidding.

Here's what's happening:

More than 90 Iraqi students have been stoned to death for their Emo haircuts by religious extremists in Baghdad in the past month after Iraq's interior ministry dubbed it 'devil worshipping'.

Iraq's Moral Police released a statement on the interior ministry's website condemning the 'emo phenomenon' among Iraqi youth, declaring its intent to 'eliminate' the trend.

They wear strange, tight clothes that have pictures on them such as skulls and use stationary that are shaped as skulls. They also wear rings on their noses and tongues, and do other strange activities

A group of armed men dressed in civilian clothing led dozens of teenagers to secluded areas a few days ago, stoned them to death, and then disposed their bodies in garbage dumpsters across the capital, according to activists, activists told the Cairo-based al-Akhbar website.

The exact death toll remains unclear, but Hana al-Bayaty of Brussels Tribunal, an NGO dealing with Iraqi issues, said the current figure ranges 'between 90 and 100.'

Al-Bayaty said the killings appear to have been carried out by extremist Shia militias in mostly poor Shia neighborhoods and said she suspected 'there's complicity of the Ministry of Interior in the killings.


This has been happening for weeks now! The world needs to know about it. We need to fix it.

aaaand I'm going to tell you exactly how we are going to do that:

MAKE SHIA FAMOUS.

Also, everytime you reply to this thread, my humanitarian organization will receive 1$ that I promise will not go toward a new pair of roller skates I desperately need.

STOP SHIA!!! SHIA 2012!!!
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#5
Stoning emos eh?

This could catch on...
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#7
That is a long standing tradition, in both 3rd and 1st world countries. How dare you TS?
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#10


Hey guys, what's going on here?
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#12
The US should just nuke the middle east. Seriously, we're ****ing useless. What have we actually done in modern times that doesn't involve a) political corruption, b) war, c) rigid religious hate, d) death or e) all of the above?
#13
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The US should just nuke the middle east. Seriously, we're ****ing useless. What have we actually done in modern times that doesn't involve a) political corruption, b) war, c) rigid religious hate, d) death or e) all of the above?


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Other meaningful ruins that are waiting to be examined by an archaeologist ?

Meh, Irak has been useless ever since Turkey built the Ataturk dam. Away went all the future prospects for agriculture.
#15
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You'd figure he wouldn't need it, but judging from all the replies some idiots actually think he's serious.
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#17
What the ****, why aren't we stopping them from doing this? We need to go in there and save the people.
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#20
"Emos"? What is it, 2007 over there? Talk about backwards.
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#21
I don't see anything wrong, guys.
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#22
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The US should just nuke the middle east. Seriously, we're ****ing useless. What have we actually done in modern times that doesn't involve a) political corruption, b) war, c) rigid religious hate, d) death or e) all of the above?

Maybe nuke all the countries around us, that's a good solution, nuking us as well is just a waste.
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#23
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Maybe nuke all the countries around us, that's a good solution, nuking us as well is just a waste.

No, the fact that Israel exists is a waste.
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No, the fact that Israel exists is a waste.

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#29
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No, the fact that Israel exists is a waste.


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#30
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I thought you were better than this.
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#31
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Disclaimer: I don't think Israel is a waste per se, but I think it's creation was one of moral greyness.
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#32
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Only in bed.

Tell me more :3
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#33
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Tell me more.


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#34
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#37
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#39
But yeah, I agree with the whole, "nuke the Middle East," notion. Nothing good comes from the Middle East.
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