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#2
The one who's best with the ladies.
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#6
The one with the most chloroform.
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#7
Which band?
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#9
Who has the most money?
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#11
Fog machine operator.
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#12


Whoever has the best candy.
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#14
Let me clarify, out of guitarist, bassist, drummer, or synth player, who gets the most girls more commonly
#16
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The one who's best with the ladies.


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#17
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Let me clarify, out of guitarist, bassist, drummer, or synth player, who gets the most girls more commonly

vocalist.

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#18
The one with the microphone.
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#20
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Let me clarify, out of guitarist, bassist, drummer, or synth player, who gets the most girls more commonly

Synth player, unless that's what you are.

Also, way to put the word "commonly" just in a completely ****ing random place in that sentence.
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#23
blakey-poo
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#25
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Let me clarify, out of guitarist, bassist, drummer, or synth player, who gets the most girls more commonly

Out of those, it depends who is more attractive or popular.
#27
Lil Wayne
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#28
1st dibs: vocalist
2nd: lead guitar
3rd: rhythm guitar
4th: drummer
5th: vocalist
6th: bassist

the synth player gets to keep an eye on all the bands equipment. very important duties.
#30
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#31
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#33
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#34
The drummer coz he has a lot of experience when it comes to pounding and banging.
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#35
Typically the vocalist if he's at least average. (because the vocalist is usually the most open and the one most people have their eyes on during a song) Then the guitarist, drummer, and synth and bassist are tied. (depends on who's better looking)
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#37
this order probably: vocalist, guitarists, bassist, drummer, roadie/sound guys/etc, synth player


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#39
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#40
In my band, the drummer and bassist are the two with girlfriends. The drummer has a new girlfriend every month or so. The lead guitarist/singer currently has no girlfriend. I (rhythm guitarist) have never had a girlfriend. This doesn't mean anything though; a mature girl isn't going to be like 'lol bassist please'.

Off topic: It pisses me off how my band limited my role to 'rhythm guitarist' before they even hear me play. I'm the better singer, as good as a guitarist (although I suck at the genre we play) and the piano is what I'd consider to be the instrument I'm best at (they don't like the idea of me playing piano), and I rarely get creative input.

/rant
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