#1
So the other night I was at the pub, Came home blind drunk, and made my self a feed. I went to sit down and I smashed my little toe on one of the legs of my couch. I decided to keep eating and watch TV. After about 5 minutes it was still hurting, I thought that cant be right, Look down and notice that the toe is covered in blood. Turns out I'd smashed up the nail pretty good. I clean it up and notice my toes a pretty awesome purple. **** it go to bed.

The next day I wake up in pretty awesome pain. I have a look at my toe and it's purple, wont move unless I push on it, and it clicks when I push the joint (which causes a lot of pain). Still today it's much they same, so I've decided I broke it.

Basically this is a thread about your best/worst drunk injuries.

Keep in mind it has to be something you've done to yourself by accident, or something you've got your mates to do because you thought it would be funny.

It cant be anything like "Oh I got a bottle in the face." or "Yeah some dude kicked the shit out of me. Or not I don't care

So whats your best drunken injury?
Last edited by mybanez at Mar 11, 2012,
#2
I was drunk at a prom after party with members of my rugby team. I was trying to do the Hakka, or the war dance the New Zealand All Blacks do, and I almost broke a rib banging my chest. It was bruised or something. Hurt to breath and shit for weeks.
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I was drunk once and confused possessive apostrophes with plurals.

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#5
rug burn
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>injury's


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#7
Well, the title of your thread injures the English language, TS.
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i had to do it.
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#9
two self inflicted cigarette burns on my wrists. i have some scars on my elbows from a time i was running as fast as i could in a drunken stupor and tripped on a curb.
i think thats it
#10
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I was drunk at a prom after party with members of my rugby team. I was trying to do the Hakka, or the war dance the New Zealand All Blacks do, and I almost broke a rib banging my chest. It was bruised or something. Hurt to breath and shit for weeks.

Lol how do you even do this?
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i had to do it.



too true...

I wake up with mistery cuts and brusies way too many times.I black out often when I drink.
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#12
First time I got drunk I was being stupid and hurt my foot after stepping awkwardly. It swelled up and hurt a little for the next few days. Probably would have been incredibly painful if I wasn't drunk.
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Lol how do you even do this?


After my school haka I'd often have bleeding scratches on my chest and various bruises - it's fairly easy to be absorbed by it especially when you are with a lot of people

EDIT: My worst alcohol related injury was probably glass in my foot or my friend burning me with a cigarette (apparently I forced him to )
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Lol how do you even do this?


Nooooo clue. It was the first time I was properly smashed ever.
About the only time I've been drunk and not remembered parts of the night.

#15
^Goddamn man. You must have some weak ass ribs.
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After my school haka I'd often have bleeding scratches on my chest and various bruises - it's fairly easy to be absorbed by it especially when you are with a lot of people

Yeah I got the scratches and shit, but how the **** do you break a rib? Did you put like all of your force right into the ball of your hand or some shit?
#16
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>injury's

See I agree when I wrote it in the title I wrote injuries but then I got the little red line (like I did there) and it told me to change it to injury's like injury owns something. I don't argue with the spell check, it's bested me many a time.

EDIT: I've gone against spell check and put it as injuries, spell check can shut up.
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^Goddamn man. You must have some weak ass ribs.
Yeah I got the scratches and shit, but how the **** do you break a rib? Did you put like all of your force right into the ball of your hand or some shit?


Well it wasn't broken but it had to have been at least bruised or something.
I'm also apparently stronger than I think. I've broken a glass door, twice, just by running up to it and pushing the handle, I could dent locker doors, and back when I was a raging idiotic teen (all of these happened during this time actually) I made a hole in my wall with my head.

Thankfully I don't really have a temper anymore (these was almost ten years ago, and prom was five or six years ago. Shit I'm getting old), but apparently I don't know my own strength when I'm really pumped up, whether it be hyper or pissed off.
#18
I broke my hand playing swingball at a bbq. Walloped it with one of those thick plastic raquets
Meh...
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I broke my hand playing swingball at a bbq. Walloped it with one of those thick plastic raquets

Swingball?? Totem tennis maybe? I have no idea what that is, please explain.
#20
I actually have pretty much completely quit using alcohol, because it more often than not leads to me injuring myself
#21
one night I decided to go for an epic bike ride to a local pub to watch a show and have a good time. After blacking out, I could barely balance on my bike and ended up falling on the curb, getting back up, falling.. repeat. Ended up with a chipped front tooth, busted face, and nearly broke my knee (couldn't move it for almost a week) good times..
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#22
I could write a book so here is my best injury:

Playing drunken volleyball with some fraternity brothers with a cigarette in my mouth. Someone leaps over the net and spikes the ball right in my face, causing me to nearly swallow the entire cigarrette. Instead, I start choking on the filter while the red hot part gets caught between both of my lips, giving second degree burns.

Its not the worst but its definately one of the dumbest.

2nd place: Broken wrist from badminton.
3rd place: Fight with 290lb dude. Use your imagination.
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#23
I fell on my face a couple of weeks ago, didn't het hurt too badly though, just a graze on the forehead and hands.
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#24
I'm sure I could contribute to this thread, but at the moment it hurts to type.

Edit: Fuck it I'll write. One of the worst ones I had was when I fell onto a barbed wire fence. A couple of my mates and I went out for a wander, and then we thought it would be fun to go and push hay bails while one of us stood on top. I fell over the fence and cut up my whole left forearm and took a chunk out of my hand. My other mate got run over with a bail

Also, I often wake up after a night out covered in scratches from dem hoes.
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#25
Me & my friends used to go to this club. When you were on the dancefloor everyone just put their glasses/bottles on the floor. If you had crappy shoes on (or had taken them off) your feet would be absolutely wrecked. One night I had so much blood pouring and loads of glass stuck in my feet. Pretty painful.
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#27
I've lost a tooth, and recently i've come home and woken up with half a tooth. I've dislocated my kneecap a few times and lots of other stupid shit. Broke my knuckles aswell.

OH, i've also go numerous little cuts and stuff, and a big "U" scared into my foearm by the wrist thanks to being silly with a lighter
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#28
I sprained my ankle not too long ago on a night out. The next day, I couldn't walk... or a couple of days after that either.
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#29
Broke 2 ribs while on a trampoline and very drunk.
Other than that just the odd scratch, bruise, STD
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#30
Last New Years Eve party I went to, apparently my friend covinced me it would be easy to do a roundhouse kick if I held on to his pool table...i don't remember trying to do it, but judging by the video they showed me the next day I was pretty convinced I was Chuck Norris....didn't end well.
#31
I fell off a counter I was laying on, but the worst was probably turning wrong on a stairway (one that went up one way, turned, and then keeps going up another way), and fell around the corner, broke the banister, and fell further down the stairs, spraining my ankle and wrist in the process.

Not mine, but my most memorable: Was getting drunk with a couple of friends and once we were good and drunk, we decided we wanted a breakfast sandwich from the store that opened at 4am. So we wait and wait, one friend passes out, so we leave him and just me and the other friend get on bikes and ride the 3 or 4 miles to the store. It's 4 am so the main roadwas empty, so we're riding down the middle of it like drunk idiots, and all of a sudden, the asphalt bumps up and changes to a different pavement. I caught the bump, but my friend went down and skid along the road. The gloves he was wearing actually burned through, there were holes from skinning them along the road. All was well though, we got to the store, ate a great sandwich, rode back, and passed out.
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