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#1
Clue's in the title, what's your favourite lyric ever from a rap song?

Personally I've just heard a song which made me crack up, and it goes as such.

I'm coming hard for Friday,
Like a pedophile.
At his computer desk,
watching Rebecca smile.

from Watsky ft Wax - Kick Monday

A beautiful explanation of a youthful exhuberance for going out on Fridays.

What have you guys got?
#2
I'm a motherfuckin' monster on the dance floor
Breakdance, bring the crowds, see them huddle
And I be up in ribs six days every week
On the seventh day I like to kiss and cuddle
#3
all da black bitches mad cuz my main bitch vanilla

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#5
Move inn-a-move out
hands uppa hands down
back off back off
whatche wanna do now
Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

or something
#6
She says she's going to a seminar,
But word to the Scottish,
It's my house where's shes Edinbourgh (Headin Brah)

I'll be honest, as bad as the chorus is in this, some of the verses have some great lines http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUfoeNk4o_c
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#8
bitch, real g's move in silence like lasagna

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#9
Milk is chillin, Gizmo's chillin
What more can I say? Top billin
That's what we get, got it good
And since you understood, would you
Bite a rhyme, if you dare
I get the papers so I don't care

The whole tune is just wicked though.
#10
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"Had somebody selfishly take themselves off of this planet"

Stopped listening there.

It's not always selfish, but it can be
#11
pack it crack it fire it up come along
and take a hit from the bong
#14
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Milk is chillin, Gizmo's chillin
What more can I say? Top billin
That's what we get, got it good
And since you understood, would you
Bite a rhyme, if you dare
I get the papers so I don't care


My contributions to this jam
Is confusing, because I am.



And for me, a lot of lines by Aesop spring to mind, probably this one since I've been listening to 9-5'ers a lot:

Man, it's the Year of the Orphan.
Seated adjacent to the fireflies circling the torches on your porches.
Trying to guard the fortress of a king they've never seen or met
But all are trained to murder at the first sign of a threat.
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Except children.
#16
Para os meus putos no café a fumar berlaites
Muito mais pipes do que nites tudo em paz, não há fights
Só na máquina a bater records, somos lordes sem competição
Noites de verão, birra na mão
Para os meus putos que fazem da rua um universo
Puto P representa e nem mais um verso
Obrigado pelos bolos, menos conversa da treta
Dá sempre pa curtir mesmo quando não há cheta

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oO3KcPeNcE
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#19
"My dick is like an airplane, it gives girls orgasms"

Or

"Im dangerous, like a fire in a nursing home"
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#20
COUNT SWAGULA COMIN' IN HARD AS A MOTHER****ER, LIKE A ROLLING STONE, BOB DYLAN, OR A RETARD. SORRY FOR THE R-WORD, AT LEAST IT'S NOT THE N-WORD... IF I OFFENDED, AT LEAST NOW I'VE BEEN HEARD! I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT YEAH NO ****S GIVEN LIKE A SENATOR CONGRESSMAN GETTIN' A PETITION NOW I'M ****ING WOMYN LIKE HILARY CLINTON help me based god thank you based god. I KNOW I'M ABRASIVE, BUT, BITCH, I'M PERSUASIVE WHEN I TAKE THE WEED AND LACE IT W/ THE POWDERS I'VE BEEN SAVIN' AND WE SMOKE IT LIKE SALMON, WE VIBIN' LIKE HAMPTON AT THE HAMPTON INN (IN MY HEAD, IN UR HEAD). IN MY HEAD, IN MY HEAD, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE! IN MY HEAD, IN MY HEAD, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE! IN MY HEAD, IN MY HEAD, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE! IN MY HEAD, IN MY HEAD, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE!
#21
I know you got soul, by Eric B and Rakim:

I start to think and then I sink
Into the paper like I was ink
When I'm writing, I'm trapped in between the lines,
I escape when I finish the rhyme...
#22
Alright, stop, collaborate, and listen
R.I.P. M.C.A.
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#24
Like a ram getting ready to jam a lamb.
She wiggled just a little when she felt my hand.
On her crotch so very warm.
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform.
Propping her up on the black and white.
Unzip then slip, woo that's tight.
I swatted her like no swat team can.
Turned her cherry pie right into jam!
#25
You just mad 'cos yo' ass is old...
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#26
I'm on a mission for dime piece's and sexy ladies
Allow me to introduce you to my CL Mercedes
It's a star-studded event when I valet park
Open up my mouth and sunlight illuminates the dark
Chelsea FC



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As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#28
I bleed the blood of a cold stone that roams without a shadow
I'm only deep enough to realize that I'm shallow
My head; I keep it up but its hard to keep it straight
When you don't believe in love and you just cant cope with hate
Metal rusts,
leaves turn into dust,
as the difference between love and lust
clarifies as trust.


Also, from the same guy
"Heaven isn't some place that we go to when we die. It's that split second of life when you actually feel alive"
#29
Bitch Real G's Move in Silence like Lasagna
Life Sucks. Get over it.
#30
I got so many rhymes I don't think I'm too sane
Life is parallel to Hell but I must maintain
and be prosperous, though we live dangerous
cops could just arrest me, blamin us, we're held like hostages
It's only right that I was born to use mics
and the stuff that I write, is even tougher than dice
I'm takin rappers to a new plateau, through rap slow
My rhymin is a vitamin, Hell without a capsule
The smooth criminal on beat breaks
Never put me in your box if your shit eats tapes
The city never sleeps, full of villians and creeps
That's where I learned to do my hustle had to scuffle with freaks
I'ma addict for sneakers, twenties of buddah and bitches with beepers
In the streets I can greet ya, about blunts I teach ya
Inhale deep like the words of my breath
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
I lay puzzled as I backtrack to earlier times
Nothing's equivalent, to the New York state of mind
#31
Madvillain-Accordion
It's like they know what's 'bout to happen
Just keep ya eye out, like 'aye, aye captain'
Is he still a fly guy clappin' if nobody ain't hear it
And can they testify from inner spirit
In living, the true gods
Givin' y'all nothing but the lick like two broads
Got more lyrics than the church got 'Ooh Lords'
And he hold the mic and your attention like two swords
Or even one with two blades on it
Hey you, don't touch the mic like it's AIDS on it
It's like the end to the means
Fucked type of message that sends to the fiends


Cannibal Ox-The F Word
and if we can't communicate what we got decays
until the smell gets more pungent
to the point where we can't be seen in public
body parts fallin' apart, a symbol of what things do
or better yet, a symbol of what friends do, they die
and together forever just sounds fly
that's how it sounded to me when I heard it
and slow motion was her lips as she worded
the f word
"don't take it personal, I like you a lot but I don't wanna lose what we got"
but what we got now is friction
she tellin' me intimacy and friendship she ain't mixin'
the f word


Greydon Square-The N Word
Niggas call blacks white washed soon as they on the scene
And the things about niggas, you can’t tell ‘em nothin’
Cuz they know every goddamn thing about something
See niggas hear blacks talk and say that they talk white
More ignorant than Michael Vick setting up dog fights
Saggin to they ankles, don’t care if they walk right
Would rather smoke and drink than see if they kids are alright
See niggas are attracted to niggas
Blacks are attracted to intelligence they don’t care what the skin is
See niggas use they skin as a crutch
As an excuse to be lazy as fuck
#32
Not really my absolute favorite, but some good ones...mostly due to delivery:

Ya heard, kill the beam cause the heavy one's coming
Shot are being blocked and the funky drum is drumming
That's one of those set's where ya gotta get wreck or get wrecked
No time flex, Heavy D is on the set, so what's next?

[Biggie Smalls]
Rebounding, Outstanding, no one surrounding
I'm screwing and doing like I was Ewing
The only one soaring and scoring is Jordan (Ah heh ah heh)
He must of had his wheaties this morning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPFLee-pVl0

I wore that VHS out...
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#33
"if you never had a day a snow cone couldn't fix
you wouldn't relate to the rogue vocoder blitz"

Aesop Rock - None Shall Pass.
#35
More than one lyric but

He said nobody else ever loved him
Thats why he get high enough to go touch the heavens above em
Vividly remembers every pipe
Every needle that stuck em
Every alley he ever slept in
Every purse that he snuck in
Every level of hell he's been to
And the one that he's stuck in
The one he cant escape
Even though it's of his own construction
Maybe you can relate
Maybe you one of those that just doesn't
Maybe he doesn't care
Loves to allow these demons to come in


Famine stricken his home
Land and no social standing
In the economic pecking order
Emergency relief
Distribution systems is in disorder
He's checking water making sure
It's safe enough for his
Daughter to float across in
The boat he built
Hopefully strong enough to support
Praying border patrols
Don't catch her
And process and deport her
Before she reach the shore
Of the land of the free
Where they feed u
Treat u like equals
Deceive you
Stamp u
And call you illegal


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ndUiZEhRk8
#36
Quote by whoomit
COUNT SWAGULA COMIN' IN HARD AS A MOTHER****ER, LIKE A ROLLING STONE, BOB DYLAN, OR A RETARD. SORRY FOR THE R-WORD, AT LEAST IT'S NOT THE N-WORD... IF I OFFENDED, AT LEAST NOW I'VE BEEN HEARD! I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT YEAH NO ****S GIVEN LIKE A SENATOR CONGRESSMAN GETTIN' A PETITION NOW I'M ****ING WOMYN LIKE HILARY CLINTON help me based god thank you based god. I KNOW I'M ABRASIVE, BUT, BITCH, I'M PERSUASIVE WHEN I TAKE THE WEED AND LACE IT W/ THE POWDERS I'VE BEEN SAVIN' AND WE SMOKE IT LIKE SALMON, WE VIBIN' LIKE HAMPTON AT THE HAMPTON INN (IN MY HEAD, IN UR HEAD). IN MY HEAD, IN MY HEAD, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE! IN MY HEAD, IN MY HEAD, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE! IN MY HEAD, IN MY HEAD, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE! IN MY HEAD, IN MY HEAD, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE!


YESSSS COUNT SWAGULA This song is the greatest thing, it was stuck in my head for the longest time

Other than that:

I'm Dominant, niggas call me ****** cause they closeted
I'm hot as shit, comin' outta the backside of a rocket ship
It's Monster shit, you dude's are the opposite of Lochnesses
Respond to this, we can squash the beef right now like sausages
Chillin' with my n-words, say it like a white kid
Yes your booty's big as hers, say that to my white bitch
So she don't get embarrassed, my dick is made of carrots
Bunnies wantin' to be fed and I meant honeys, oh forget it
I have worked all winter, I will not fail summer
In the back of the bush, like Gavin Rossdale's drummer
Yeah, my stinger's in her flower, I hope she lets me pollenate
Workin' hard as shit, yeah this beat is made from concentrate
Nigga can't you tell that my sample of Adele
Was so hot, I got these hood niggas blowin' up my cell?
Swag out the ass, I'm the man, **** chico
Took the G out your waffle, all you got left is your ego
Think about it for a second, man we eatin', where's your breakfast?
Man, you hungry have this sandwich, got my wallet, cheese and lettuce
An elephant never forgets, so my dick remembers everything
Green inside your wallet is that pussy open sesame
Runnin' the game, **** am I sayin', runnin' the Earth, give me a month
Told all you niggas I'm in it to win it cause havin' an Emmy just wasn't enough
You get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat
My clique should be cancelled, Freaks and Geeks
#39
Now this looks like a job for me
Don't worry 'bout it, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it'd feel so empty, without me

I admit it, I don't know alot of rap songs.
#40
Quote by rockfan7
*Freaks and Geeks*

Childish Gambino! In that vein, I also love "That Power" :

Uncool, but lyrically I'm a stone cold killer
So it's 400 blows to these Truffaut niggas
Yeah, now that's the line of the century
Niggas missed it, too busy they lyin' 'bout penitentiary
Man, you ain't been there Nigga you been scared
And I'm still living single like Synclaire
Lovin' white dudes who call me white and then try to hate
When I wasn’t white enough to use your pool when I was 8
Stone Mountain you raised me well
I’m stared at by Confederates but hard as hell
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