Poll: Would You Watch A Hulk Hogan Sextape
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'I AM A REAL AMER-I-CAN. FAP FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN'
23 22%
GAY
57 55%
ILL WATCH IT OUT OF CURIOUSITY
23 22%
Voters: 103.
#2
Nope.jpeg
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#4
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The best part is when he rips off someone else's shirt for once.



*frantically googles. hopes its not worse than two girls one cup*
#5
Porn with penises in it does little for me, especially if they guy's the center of attention.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#8
It gets weird when he calls her brother.

Even weirder when you find out it's actually his brother.
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#10
I guess he found another python to focus on since he's stopped wrestling.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#15
"In the clip Hogan - sporting a thong-shaped tan line - pulls his shirt off and brags to his companion, "I started to work out again."

...

Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#16
'Mwatching now.

Edit: Well fuck, there was no sex in that
Last edited by whoomit at Mar 11, 2012,
#17
I can't even decide on what joke I'm going for here.

A) Did the girl say her prayers and eat her vitamins?
B) Sales for this might crash faster than his son did.
C) I bet it's his daughter.
D) Did he change his mind on who he'd be banging at the last second, because the other girl "wasn't ready brother?"
E) I hope the old nWo theme is used as background music.
#19
Quote by Minkaro
I can't even decide on what joke I'm going for here.

A) Did the girl say her prayers and eat her vitamins?
B) Sales for this might crash faster than his son did.
C) I bet it's his daughter.
D) Did he change his mind on who he'd be banging at the last second, because the other girl "wasn't ready brother?"
E) I hope the old nWo theme is used as background music.



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#20
I heard it was a 3-way with the Miss Elizabeth and Randy Savage.


Today's Miss Elizabeth and Randy Savage.
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ON LIGHTNING.
#23
Quote by whoomit
I couldn't find it, so I just had a wank instead

That's why you viewed my profile then
#24
Quote by Minkaro
E) I hope the old nWo theme is used as background music.

you mean this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juqm94sUV_E&feature=fvwrel
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#25
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
OOOOO YEAH It's about to get real
How does my slim jim dick up Hogans ass feel?

He probably used Slim Jim grease to lube up Savage's dried-up "cavity".
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ON LIGHTNING.
#27
Quote by Jazz Funeral
He probably used Slim Jim grease to lube up Savage's dried-up "cavity".


Then Dwayne Johnson comes in, purple mushrooms Hogan and yells "DO YOU SMEEEEELLLL WHAT MY COCK IS COOKIN"

WWF now stands for World Wrestling Fucking. Forget the wildlife organization or WWE.
Yet somehow that's not as gay as actual wrestling *puts up flameshield*
#28
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Then Dwayne Johnson comes in, purple mushrooms Hogan and yells "DO YOU SMEEEEELLLL WHAT MY COCK IS COOKIN"

WWF now stands for World Wrestling Fucking. Forget the wildlife organization or WWE.
Yet somehow that's not as gay as actual wrestling *puts up flameshield*




It just occurred to me that Randy Savage probably ate enough Slim Jims in his lifetime to ensure that he hasn't dried up yet. In fact, I'm sure he laid enough meat on Miss Elizabeth for her to also remain sufficiently lubed. Preservatives FTW.

Necromania, brother!
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#29
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*weird anime furry thing*


What is this I don't even...
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Michael Kelly Patriot Glory
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whole bunch o' pedals
#31
This thread makes me so proud to be a wrestling fan.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#32
This is probably how it began.



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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#34
Quote by Jazz Funeral
I heard it was a 3-way with the Miss Elizabeth and Randy Savage.


Today's Miss Elizabeth and Randy Savage.


Man, I miss the old Elizabeth. Forgot all about her, what a fox.

I wouldn't watch because Andre should have never been slammed by that poser in the first place. Grrr, don't get me started.
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#36
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Porn with penises in it does little for me, especially if they guy's the center of attention.

This
#38
you guys are pussy ass ******s Hulk is a true american hero i'd watch him hammer bitches all day man
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
#40
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
OOOOO YEAH It's about to get real
How does my slim jim dick up Hogans ass feel?


Hope it doesnt snap.
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