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#1
Ever been talking to someone on the internet or phone and had to really go to the bathroom?
I am currently messaging my friend (a girl) and I don't have any idea how to tell her besides lying and saying I have to leave for any random reason. So tell me any ideas you have for this and/or similar issues you have had and how you got out of them.
#2
Brb.
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#4
TS's first conversation with a girl..

Tells whole world about it.

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#6
Next he'll tell us about his first time shaving.
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#7
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Just tell her you'll be right back, nitwit.


This.
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#8
i usually come up with something completely ****ed!

like "hey, i've gotta wash my fingers, you know what your mums like."
#11
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Next he'll tell us about his first time shaving.

i wana hear about TS's first time jerking off next.
#12
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i wana hear about TS's first time jerking off next.



i was there, it involved a batman suit and rope.


not good.
#15
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i wana hear about TS's first time jerking off next.


In for this.

OP you sound like the kind of guy that needs someone to tell him when to inhale and when to exhale.

As far as similar stories, here's a real awful story but since you asked.

One time I was speaking to a friend on my house phone when another phoned my mobile (cell) so to excuse myself I said "Give me two seconds I'm getting phoned on my mobile, I'll call you back"
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#16
I've been taking a dump while on the phone with a few of my friends. They don't care, and I'm sure they've done the same.

A woman is a different story. I'd say that something alarming came on the news, and deserved my full attention and promptly hang up.
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#17
Brb is ok, but if you really enjoy taking your shits, you gotta say bbl.
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#19
Brb

Or I gotta pee right quick.
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#20
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dont say anything

just respond 10 minutes later as if nothing has happened


bitches dig silence

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#22
I tell them im talking to someone more important than them. Then ill talk to them when im done.
#24
You could also try telling her you have to pee in a humorous manner if she's into that kind of humor.

If not that's strictly off limits.
#25
"have to take a shit, don't wait for me"
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#26
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Send her pictures of your magnificent poo

sup bro.....shhhh
#27
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You could also try telling her you have to pee in a humorous manner if she's into that kind of humor.

If not that's strictly off limits.

Yea, depends on the girl. Got to admit though, if I was digging her the last thing I'd say is "I'm going to go shit now. txt mi l8r lolz?"


I don't ever text like that.
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#28
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Yea, depends on the girl. Got to admit though, if I was digging her the last thing I'd say is "I'm going to go shit now. txt mi l8r lolz?"


I don't ever text like that.


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#29
Just tell her "Hey bitch i gotta go shit i expect food when im done then rough intercourse."
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#33
Tell her you have to go make a thread about how to end conversations.

Or just say "I've gotta go, it was nice talking to you. I'll call you tomorrow/Wednes/etc." If she asks where be vague, " I'm pretty busy right now, don't miss me too much".

If she wants a real answer say "Oh just this orgy I was invited to". Chances are she'll be down.
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#34
Tell her, "Not going to try to be serious with you so thanks."

Then, come back ten minutes later. If she still answers, she passes the test.
#35
Tell her the ejaculation pollsters are at your back gate, and you need to sing up for their cockass erections i mean elections, mind you.
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#37
Dude, if you're on the phone, she'll really dig "wanna hear me take a dump? It's like 10 minutes of agonised straining, then I have to stand up to get off that bad boy".
It makes chicks super horny. Or is it disgusted? I forget. Anyway, it's sound advice.
#38
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It's just a piss, everyone does it, so why would anyone have a problem admitting to going for a piss?

Everyone eats a booger every now and then too, but I wouldn't admit it to a girl I thought was hot.
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