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#1
Yeah, I'll be gone for a while, won't be able to contribute to the community with my threads.

I'm gonna be a combat soldier, wish me luck :>

to everyone!
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#4
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can't you go a day early

but who will see you suck with every possible character in lol?
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#5
inb4shitstorm
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

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#9
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inb4shitstorm

You mean inb4 zoot and due?
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#10
I'll always remember the first time you were a dick to me...
Your flesh means more than you.
No profit...
For once no profit...


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#11
Make sure you listen to your drill sergeant and kill plenty of Afghani civillians.
#13
Good luck. May the spirit of the Avatar be with you
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If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
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#14
Good Luck bro, don't get killed.
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#15
I'll miss you, mang. Try to stay safe, eh?
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#16
Good for you, man. The best of luck.
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#17
good luck

i hope you dont get shot or something...or if you do at least you survive in a way that you have an awesome story to tel and doesnt wound you too bad...just like a cool scar

...wait you were kinda a dick...

i hope you get an uncool scar
#18
Good luck man
I hope it is a positive experience for you.
YEAH! ಠ_ಠ
#19
Quote by Thrashtastic15
i hope you get shot

as long as i wont come back as a canadian
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#20
Also, if this is your last night why are you spending it on UG? You should be ploughing your way through the whole female locale right now.
#21
Quote by whoomit
Also, if this is your last night why are you spending it on UG? You should be ploughing your way through the whole female locale right now.



he has a point
#22
You're very lucky , im not allowed for previous medical history.

just don't be the typical c*nt of a soldier though.
#23
Have fun when Iran nukes you ****ers and you have to clear up the zombie mess that is your nation.

But yeah, see ya. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

EDIT: Why are people saying "Well done". It's mandatory.
Last edited by willT08 at Mar 12, 2012,
#24
Good luck! And now for one more joke at your expense:
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Also, if this is your last night why are you spending it on UG? You should be ploughing your way through the whole female locale right now.
It's night there. All the playgrounds are closed.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#25
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Yeah, I'll be gone for a while, won't be able to contribute to the community with my threads.

I'm gonna be a combat soldier, wish me luck :>

to everyone!


Good luck.

Stay safe dude!
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This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

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#27
Try not to slaughter any villages of civilians.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#28
Quote by element4433
Good luck! And now for one more joke at your expense: It's night there. All the playgrounds are closed.

Oh yeah, the 13 year olds are all in bed by now


Edit: Y'know element, I used to dislike you a long time ago. In the last year or so I've realised that you're not all that bad

Another Edit: I'm not even sure why I disliked you
Last edited by whoomit at Mar 12, 2012,
#30
I can't say I respect your decision, so I won't. Don't get killed or kill anyone unless you absolutely have to save yourself or another's life. And don't ever forget that the people you fight against are people just like you, with homes, families and friends.

And good luck.
Is it still a God Complex if I really am God?

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#31
Quote by whoomit
Oh yeah, the 13 year olds are all in bed by now


Edit: Y'know element, I used to dislike you a long time ago. In the last year or so I've realised that you're not all that bad

Another Edit: I'm not even sure why I disliked you
What? I'm great!
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#32
Quote by willT08
Have fun when Iran nukes you ****ers and you have to clear up the zombie mess that is your nation.

But yeah, see ya. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

EDIT: Why are people saying "Well done". It's mandatory.


It's not mandatory in the US. Men have to register in case there is a draft but actually signing up is your choice
#33
Good luck.

I hope Israel doesn't start anything. I hate the concept of military conscription.

And if you don't mind me asking, I have a question. I know you have every other weekend off, but is that just for training, or the whole three years? That would suck if it's for the entire duration of your service. Of course actual war would suck more. If I was an Israeli I'd try to do what Jimmyled did.
Last edited by slipknot5678 at Mar 12, 2012,
#34
Quote by element4433
What? I'm great!

Eight is great, you're a seven man. Sorry
#35
Oh man, I remember that day too... my condolences.


Well, best of luck, you're gonna need it.

Edit: Also, now would be a great time to get drunk and have threesomes and stuff
You'll Never Walk Alone!
Last edited by Muffinz at Mar 12, 2012,
#37
Don't worry about getting killed in the battlefield. You'll respawn at the last checkpoint.
ggg1 ggg3

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Last edited by behind_you at Mar 12, 2012,
#39
Quote by vjferrara
It's not mandatory in the US. Men have to register in case there is a draft but actually signing up is your choice


Jewchords is from Israel.....
#40
You're a dick, but stay safe.
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