#1
right im writing a song about this complete twat , its just a joke really nothing serious but im crap at novelty songs , anyway was hoping you guys would be able to help me out whit some stupid lyrics

so far all ive got is your the reason im pro aboriton
#3
your the reason im pro aboriton
i cant spell correctly so heres megatron

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#4
I kill feti
Because I want to
'Cause my condom broke
Also I asked somebody else to write my lyrics
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#5
I love abortion cuz I like to eat the fetus
I love abortion cuz the fetus is delicious

Theres your chorus
#6
Your the reason Im pro abortion
Using a Marshall MG with shit distortion
Sit back and watch me **** your missus
till' shes worn and covered in blisters

?

Don't know
The time has come for all to see

The men behind the curtain cast at you disease



Yours Sincerely
#7
right im writing a song about this complete twat

look at the ego on this guy, the nerve of writing a song about himself.

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#8
Wow that sounds like a pretty cool song TS.

I hope there's going to be tons of Br0ot4l breakdowns !
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#11
TS is going to end up a London style grime song
The time has come for all to see

The men behind the curtain cast at you disease



Yours Sincerely
#12
Quote by Baconator1228
I love abortion cuz I like to eat the fetus
I love abortion cuz the fetus is delicious

Theres your chorus



i do love that chorus

although ive already got one

ashley goodson your a no good stupid runt
if i ever meet your mum im gona boot her in the c**t
#15
It's pretty narcissistic to write a song about yourself, OP.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#16
anyway its done if anyone's interested . sorry about the capitals that's just how i wrote it on notepad and i cant be bothered to type it out again


YOUR THE REASON WERE ALL PRO ABORTION
YOUR THE REASON THEY INVENTED CONTRACEPTION
YOU WALK AROUND LIKE YOUR JUNGLE KING
I LOVE TO GET A RUSTY POLE AND DEMOLISH YOUR BROWN RING

IS GOD WAS REAL HED GIVE YOU A VASECTOMY
CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF BEFORE YOU GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO BREED
FORGET ABOUT HIV YOU ARE THE WORST DISEASE
YOUR A WASTE OF SPUNK , OVERGROWN KNOB CHEESE

ASHLEY GOODSON YOUR A NO GOOD ****ING ****
YOU WOULDNT OF KNOCKED UP IF THAT ***** IF YOU ****ED HER IN THE BUTT
ASHLEY GOODSON YOUR A NO GOOD ****ING ****
YOU WOULDNT OF KNOCKED UP IF THAT ***** JUST RUBBERED UP

YOU GOT JUST TWO BRAINCELLS TWO YOUR NAME
ANY MORE AND YOUD REALISE YUOR SHAME
IN THE DICTIONARY YOUR FACE IS NEXT TO TOOL
ASHA G YOUR A PRE PUBESCENT FOOL

IF DARWIN WAS WAS HERE HIS EYES WOULD BE TEARY
BECAUSE YOU DISPROVE HIS EVOLUTIONARY THEORY
TO CALL YOU A CHIMP IS OFFENSIVE TO MONKEYS
IF I EVER MEET YOUR MUM IM GONA BOOT HER IN THE PUSSY

ASHLEY GOODSON YOUR A NO GOOD ****ING ****
YOU WOULDNT OF KNOCKED HUP IF THAT ***** IF YOU ****ED HER IN THE BUTT
ASHLEY GOODSON YOUR A NO GOOD ****ING ****
YOU WOULDNT OF KNOCKED UP THAT ***** IF YOU JUST RUBBERED UP
#17
I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY
I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME
IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE
FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UP

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE

YOU CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM, AND SMELLED SOMETHING BURNING
YOU REALISED IT WAS YOUR BABY, AND I STARTED TO LAUGH
YOU ASKED THE DRIVER TO PULL OVER, BUT HE LAUGHED AT YOU TOO
YOU YELLED AT ME, SO I ROASTED SOME MARSHMALLOWS ON YOUR KID

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE


I wrote this, I promise.
#19
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It's pretty narcissistic to write a song about yourself, OP.

oooooooooouuuch

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#21
Quote by moscaespañol
look at the ego on this guy, the nerve of writing a song about himself.

Quote by Primus2112
It's pretty narcissistic to write a song about yourself, OP.

god primus, you are such a derp

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#23
What's his name?

You should add this in somewhere:

*Hisnamehere* is a prick,
He sucked his daddy's dick,
No one other,
Who'd fucked his mother,
Would brag about it.
#24
Quote by moscaespañol
god primus, you are such a derp


I didn't see you there.


Redact it.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#25
Aboriton doesn't rhyme with reason.

It does with watermelon though.

This watermelon
Just had an aboriton