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I haven't posted in a while. I doubt most people know who I am, but I was on here several months ago, usually just lurking through shit. I've been working full time as a cook and go to school full time (sophomore at University of Houston) so I barrely have time to do anything, much less log on here. I don't know what the point of this is. Do any of you become less active because you have no time to log on? Also, I seem to have given up my social life as well. Any of that here? I thin I need some more drinks.
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
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Quote by carlos_almighty
I've been working full time as a cook

???

This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#8
Like I said, I lurked a lot, but I was pretty much up to date with shit. Antyihg interesting happen since I stopped being "active?" (Octoberish)
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#9
If I had to work and study full-time at the same time I'd wanna be drunk too.
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#12
Quote by carlos_almighty
Like I said, I lurked a lot, but I was pretty much up to date with shit. Antyihg interesting happen since I stopped being "active?" (Octoberish)

Night of the Nod. lol
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#13
Quote by That Old Geezer
Or I could just post it


Why is this so funny? It's just some guy raising his arse in different locations. Still I can't stop laughing.
#14
Quote by King Donkey
Night of the Nod. lol

The fukc us that? Also, you joined AFTER i stopped being on here I don't know if i can trust your.

EDIT Nevermind, I though join date was NOV 2011 carry on

DOUBOLE DRUNK EDIT holy shit, I checked back and i though it said FEB 2011 are you a time traveling wizard? or have i had enough of the jameson?
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Last edited by carlos_almighty at Mar 14, 2012,
#16
Quote by carlos_almighty
The fukc us that? Also, you joined AFTER i stopped being on here I don't know if i can trust your.

EDIT Nevermind, I though join date was NOV 2011 carry on

nigga you drunk

EDIT:
Quote by carlos_almighty
DOUBOLE DRUNK EDIT holy shit, I checked back and i though it said FEB 2011 are you a time traveling wizard? or have i had enough of the jameson?
nigga you high
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Last edited by King Donkey at Mar 14, 2012,
#17
Quote by King Donkey
nigga you drunk

See... I am too, but I still spell check (Firefox... it's free).
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Sasfari on mac spell checks my shit on facebok, but it doesn't seem to be too effective on here. or maybe my spelling is too shitty as it is .
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#21
Quote by Skynyrd890
See... I am too, but I still spell check (Firefox... it's free).

A paradigm of humanity.
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#22
Quote by WantsLesPaul
Hello, my name is WantsLesPaul and I'm drunk too

Hello wantslespaul. I've always wondered, when will you get a les Paul?
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Quote by carlos_almighty
Sasfari on mac spell checks my shit on facebok, but it doesn't seem to be too effective on here. or maybe my spelling is too shitty as it is .

Well to be fair, most spell checks don't pick up on "fuck", and expecting it to know the difference between "is" and "us" is a little... rude.


But it should have picked up "Safari".
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#24
I'm completely trashed and I am spelling my words correctly.

(That took longer than it should have, along with this sentence.)
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#25
Quote by carlos_almighty
I'm completely trashed and I am spelling my words correctly.

(That took longer than it should have, along with this sentence.)

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#26
Quote by carlos_almighty
I'm completely trashed and I am spelling my words correctly.

(That took longer than it should have, along with this sentence.)

Explain to me every single sip of alcohol you've taken this evening. Without a spelling error.


Mine has all been sips of whiskey, so my drunk is much more classy than usual. lol
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Quote by WantsLesPaul
When I stop nodding


I've always hated your name.


So fucking gaudy.


I'm sorry, that was out of line.
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#30
I like Les Pauls... I have contemplated one several times, but I don't need it.
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#31
Holy shit, I think I wrote a whole post and forgot to post it. This is like facavebook all over again.
though now I can't remember what it was about .
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#32
Quote by That Old Geezer
Or I could just post it



That man is a genius.
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#33
Quote by WantsLesPaul
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Hello wantslespaul. I've always wondered, when will you get a les Paul?
When I stop nodding


If I buy you a Les Paul, will you stop nodding?
#35
Quote by SlackerBabbath
If I buy you a Les Paul, will you stop nodding?

I'll make him stop nodding if you give me the Les Paul. I want a Custom. Preferably a white one. Arctic white or whatever Gibson calls it.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
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Quote by King Donkey
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#37
Quote by Skynyrd890
I'll make him stop nodding if you give me the Les Paul. I want a Custom. Preferably a white one. Arctic white or whatever Gibson calls it.

think it's alpine. though what the **** do i know. I'm drunk .
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#38
Quote by carlos_almighty
think it's alpine. though what the **** do i know. I'm drunk .

So who has Arctic?

Is it Fender?

EDIT - IT IS FUCKING FENDER! How the hell did I forget that, I have an Arctic white Tele
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#39
Quote by That Old Geezer
Not a fan of the nod?

Doesn't particularly bother me, I just wanted to know what I could make him give up in exchange for a Les Paul, my next options were going to be giving up drinking, giving up having sex and finaly giving up playing guitar.
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