#1
According to the mayor of this small Italian village who's outlawed dying:

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1145160--italian-village-makes-it-illegal-to-die

Lol ****ing idiots people can't help it if they die. Read biology textbooks idiots.
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#3
“The ordinance has brought happiness,” he was quoted Tuesday as saying. “Unfortunately, two elderly citizens disobeyed.”


#4
I hope you're a troll.
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#6
Hell, there's been a tax on it for years.
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#8
I am in favour of this
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#9
i'm not dying because through jesus crhist i am immortal lullz
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#10
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#11
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I heard it actually is illegal to commit suicide.


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#12
They should arrest God for stealing our souls. He's the one behind the whole 'death' thing.
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#13
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According to the mayor of this small Italian village who's outlawed dying:

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1145160--italian-village-makes-it-illegal-to-die

Lol ****ing idiots people can't help it if they die. Read biology textbooks idiots.


Two things....

1. Your lack of a sense of humor is going to affect you deeply in the years to come.

2. Since the law is unenforceable, it really doesn't make it any worse than most laws.
#14
If I ever get suicidal, I'll go to that village and kill myself there.
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#18
do you get a death sentence if you die ?
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#19
It's obviously a pro-active anti-zombie measure.
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Two things....

1. Your lack of a sense of humor is going to affect you deeply in the years to come.

2. Since the law is unenforceable, it really doesn't make it any worse than most laws.


#22


This f*cking country always has to be the class clown.
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#24
Man, this mayor.. 10/10
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Mayor Giulio Cesare Fava issued the tongue-in-cheek decree
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#28
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I heard it actually is illegal to commit suicide.

I'm putting money on this. I didn't read the article. I opened the link and saw it was from The Star. Like anything that paper posts is anything to go on.
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I'm putting money on this. I didn't read the article. I opened the link and saw it was from The Star. Like anything that paper posts is anything to go on.


It's, uh, not the Daily Star y'know.
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