#3
Plug your phone in

fap
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#4
Smoke a bag of meth.
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#5
Punch yourself.
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#9
Dip your face in a vat of boiling acid.
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#12
Yay I stole my friends charger

And I did jumping jacks and ran up the stairs (and tripped) and looked into the face of the sun

But my eyelids suddenly decided to close and I had a shitty nap

I may go swimming later. Cuz if you fall asleep while you're swimming you'll drown. But then it makes you 5 billion million times tireder after you get out of the water.

Jay I feel your pain
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#13
Quote by guitarxo
Being on UG and Temple Run helped a lot
but my phones down to 4% ;_;

halp plz?


Drink cold water, do 5-10 pushups every now and then to stay awake. Have your room temperature chilly, do not lie down.

Or you could just go to sleep
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#14
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Being on UG and Temple Run helped a lot
but my phones down to 4% ;_;

halp plz?


I admire the ballsy hope in your sig TS. This week has been a rough one. At least I like the Wings enough that if the Sharks get ousted I still have someone to root for.
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#15
It's amazing how fapping works.

If you're wide awake and need to be tired, have a fap. If you're tired and need to be awake, fap. It'll increase your heart rate and make it easier to be awake. After your done, you'll be awake for at least a good 20 minutes no problem, and then it's back to the challenge of staying awake.
#16
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Or you could just go to sleep

cannot, I have to study for this midterm but studying makes ^me sleepy and I have to be awake when I stuxfy because sleeping so the opposite of studiyg
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#17
Take a sleeping pill. For some reason that shit's kept me up all night. Nojoke.
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#18
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I admire the ballsy hope in your sig TS. This week has been a rough one. At least I like the Wings enough that if the Sharks get ousted I still have someone to root for.



I beleiveeeeee

Which is good cuz idk who to wagon if they dont make it (which is not even a possibilty because they are the best because sharks are the best marine mammals )
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#19
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cannot, I have to study for this midterm but studying makes ^me sleepy and I have to be awake when I stuxfy because sleeping so the opposite of studiyg
#20
Just drink lots of Monster and 5 Hour Energy.
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#21
I need this to. Tomorrow I have to do around ten maths assignments, two chapters of notes, five essays, read a book and do a report, and I have drivers ed, plus tests the next day. It's going to be hell. I ****ed up so bad this term, and I'm lucky my maths teacher is letting me turn things in late.

/first world problems
#22
Quote by guitarxo
cannot, I have to study for this midterm but studying makes ^me sleepy and I have to be awake when I stuxfy because sleeping so the opposite of studiyg


Wouldn't it be enough if you studied during the day? Keeping this up for a prolonged period would be quite harmful. Besides, when you're really tired, you probably won't be as effective, especially if you spend the whole time on your phone trying to stay awake. I would suggest you go to sleep and go to a library first thing tomorrow morning. No phones there


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I need this to. Tomorrow I have to do around ten maths assignments, two chapters of notes, five essays, read a book and do a report, and I have drivers ed, plus tests the next day. It's going to be hell. I ****ed up so bad this term, and I'm lucky my maths teacher is letting me turn things in late.

/first world problems


Sorry, I'm starting to sound like a bad conscience, but why don't you get started right now? If you're stuck with math, try the help thread.
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Last edited by keinerniemand at Mar 15, 2012,
#24
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Wouldn't it be enough if you studied during the day? Keeping this up for a prolonged period would be quite harmful. Besides, when you're really tired, you probably won't be as effective, especially if you spend the whole time on your phone trying to stay awake. I would suggest you go to sleep and go to a library first thing tomorrow morning. No phones there

it's day here, I have a midterm tonight
cat
#25
I second the meth.

In controlled doses such as dexadrine you dont need sleep or studying.
I had mental flashbacks of learning the shit, I was that bloody focused.
Took two before my grade 12 final exams. Aced every one of them.
#26
Quote by guitarxo
aren't you america


Yeah, but I'm one of those annoying Americans that wants to live in Europe.

It's actually my British English spell check. I don't say "maths" in real life but American spellings honestly drive me crazy.
#27
Quote by guitarxo
it's day here, I have a midterm tonight

I see. In that case, good luck! If you can get your hands on some mate tea, one cup will keep you awake more effectively than anything else I've ever had.
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#28
Quote by keinerniemand
Wouldn't it be enough if you studied during the day? Keeping this up for a prolonged period would be quite harmful. Besides, when you're really tired, you probably won't be as effective, especially if you spend the whole time on your phone trying to stay awake. I would suggest you go to sleep and go to a library first thing tomorrow morning. No phones there


Sorry, I'm starting to sound like a bad conscience, but why don't you get started right now? If you're stuck with math, try the help thread.


I have been working. I actually only need to do one chapter of notes and I'm finishing a project right now. I did **** up seriously bad in maths because I'm terrible at basic maths. I'd ask for help but I'm about to go to bed to prepare for tomorrow's all nighter.

Sorry to derail your thread, guitarxo.
#29
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Yeah, but I'm one of those annoying Americans that wants to live in Europe.

It's actually my British English spell check. I don't say "maths" in real life but American spellings honestly drive me crazy.

Oh cool. I think it's harder to say the extra s in an american accent anyway. Maths sounds like a more fun subject than math, idk why

and no probs you aren't derailing anything, I want this thread to be around forever so when I feel like playing hax at 4 am I'll remember why it's a terrible idea
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#30
eat an apple. they pep you up as effectively (if not more effectively) than a cup of coffee.
Go Veg.
#31
Quote by slipknot5678
Yeah, but I'm one of those annoying Americans that wants to live in Europe.

It's actually my British English spell check. I don't say "maths" in real life but American spellings honestly drive me crazy.

im in europe right now for a few months already.. I hate it here