#3
Stick a finger up your arse, and then write 'The End' on the wall with your shit finger
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#6
Do something that has to do with teen love or a boy and his dog.

People eat that shit up.
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#7
If you have access to BBC iPlayer, then watch some of the BBC HD Short Films. Some of those have barely any dialogue and they are all pretty amazing. Might give you some inspiration
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#12
Take a video of you keying the teachers car. Then you rape the teacher and when he/she tries to scream you just put a hand over their mouth and say "Shhhhh, no dialogue."
#15
Make one of those propaganda cannabis adverts... Someone takes a toke and then ends up killing their family and stuff and at the end, show a news paper reporters sitting at a old CRT monitor with a unbuttoned top and rolled up sleeves with a cigarette in his mouth...
#16
Guy walks onto a train, sees a hot girl, then rapes her while she sucks his dick while he fucks her ass
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#18
Have someone's life flashing by in fast-motion for 50 seconds, then at the end just have a shot of them, drowned.
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People try to have a conversation, but every time they open their mouths, tuba sounds come out instead. I'd watch that for a minute.

A bit like Charlie Brown's mum?
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#20
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People try to have a conversation, but every time they open their mouths, tuba sounds come out instead. I'd watch that for a minute.


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#21
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People try to have a conversation, but every time they open their mouths, tuba sounds come out instead. I'd watch that for a minute.

But nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of jibberish and mother****ers act like they forgot about Dre?
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#22
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People try to have a conversation, but every time they open their mouths, tuba sounds come out instead. I'd watch that for a minute.

I would definitely watch that
#23
you should totally do one of those totally unprofessional home videos on the meaning of life and make it all dramatic with shitty acting and totally deep ya know.

but I got an idea, not a very good one but still, give 10 seconds to each decade of a love story, from kids to middle aged married couple to grandma and grandpa. and then add a slide of text to the end of the movie that reads "love need not be spoken" or something like that and all the college chicks will take off their tops and flash you right then and there and your tongue will roll between the desks and you'll be all like hubba hubba
#24
4'33, The Movie.

Only play the first movement though.
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#25
Make a porno. If you don't last one minute, you can just loop some of the footage.
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