#1
Guys the world is marbles. I was standing in my kitchen and my sister shot me with a nerf gun and the nerf bullet was being guided by marbles surrounding it in every dimension all sides were the marbles touching the nerf bullet and it guided the nerf bullet towards me and went past me gandolf hand stop i said like neo with the bullets i slowed it down i saw it in slow motion and it passed me and fell in the doggy bowl haha lulu eats nerf bullets no bad dog dont eat the nerf bullet! Mmmm i feel so warm but i cant sleep more than 32 sheeps at a time it wont
#4
ok
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#5
Dude...you take way too much stuff
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#7
2cp?
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#9
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If the world is marbles, could you make the argument that it simply does not exist, and is, in fact, just marbles?

No because a world full of marbles silly man is just as real as a half empty glass of microwaved nesquik. But i see your point. What if we were just wallpaper to the marbles, so when we look at marbles we see the marbles but if we go closer we would see forever like going into a marble fractle.
#10
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No because a world full of marbles silly man is just as real as a half empty glass of microwaved nesquik. But i see your point. What if we were just wallpaper to the marbles, so when we look at marbles we see the marbles but if we go closer we would see forever like going into a marble fractle.

So you're saying the marbles are made of marbles?

Also note the TS's location xD
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#11
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If the world is marbles, could you make the argument that it simply does not exist, and is, in fact, just marbles?

Only works with percentages... Had he given a percentage that would have been funnier, but +1 for new Pit joke!
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#14
You lost your marbles.
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#17
*hovers over thread in pit*

yep, stoner thread
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#19
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i dunno i just ate and that didnt seem like marbles to me...ad ive eaten marbles before...please convince me that the world is in fact marbles

Well if the world was 95% cupcakes, with pink and purple frosting and oreos for eyes, and i shot a nerf gun, the nerf bullet wouldnt go anywhere, would it? So that means the world is 100% marbles.
#21
Sunn O))):
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#22
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Were there any hallucinogens involved in your discovery LOL?

Just hydrocodeine as far as I know.

There's an amazing sig somewhere in these opiate-induced ramblings.
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No because a world full of marbles silly man is just as real as a half empty glass of microwaved nesquik.
#23
Duuuuuude
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#25
Dude, don't joke about this. My room mate gets really existential when he gets high and tries to make the metaphor that all of life is just a length of rope.
#27
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oh my god DisarmGoliath suck my balls off youre a genius! the universe is water thats how the nerf bullet moved towards my hand and landed in the doggy bowl omg did dogs always know about this all the signs are pointing towards dogs, but what about neo is neo a dog i know morpheos is a dawg but is neo a dawg too? holy shit the cops are here!
#28
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#30
He's on hydrocodone.

or at least his comment in the DT leads me to believe so
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Last edited by Burgery at Mar 15, 2012,