#1
... but have to do. how do you guys do it? i have a 7 page essay on the most boring topic due in a few days and i know i should do it, but i can't just because its so ****ing boring and its for the most BS class ever.
#3
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****ing this.
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#8
Maths work makes me want to punch people.

So i did.


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#10
Quit being a pussy and plagiarize.
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#11
Yesterday I did a 6 page essay that was due for today. I hadn't done anything beforehand in the month that we were given. Needless to say, I was bullshittin a the way through.

I got 98/100, highest score in class and awesome praises from my teacher.'She said that everything that I said was new and she didn't know it. Of course she didn't, like I said earlier: I was bullshitting

Edit: I meant two day ago and due for yesterday.
Last edited by TheDuckMajor at Mar 16, 2012,
#12
too bad i cant BS my papers. my uni has a ridiculous writing program that basically crushes everybody's GPAs and everyone, even engineers, must take it.
#13
Here is what you do:

1. Go out an introduce yourself to someone homeless that dropped out of school.
2. Be grateful.
3. Go back home and do homework.
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#14
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Here is what you do:

1. Go out an introduce yourself to someone homeless that dropped out of school.
2. Be grateful.
3. Go back home and do homework.

What about talking to the many successful people who dropped out of school? Surely they would be in much more of a position to help.

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#15
Just lie there and take it....it's the best way

Don't struggle, it will hurt more
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#17
Punch yourself in the face until doing the essay seems a better option.
#18
Make fapping your priority, then do your essay the night before it's due. Just like the rest of us normal students do/did.
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#20
Fap, eat ramen, then wait until after midnight to start and complain on Facebook how you've been up all night doing an essay
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#22
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Hire a dominatrix, she'll get you on the proper track.

When it comes to Homework, the equivalent of that is usually called a 'mother'.


OT: Act as though you do want to do it.