#1
A close friend of mine decided it was funny to spread a rumour he was dead got people to lie for him etc, I got a bit ****ed up about it, he does have a serious heart condition so it was entirely believable. I told my dad about it and everything, then one of them broke and let out it was a joke.

Can I get suggestions of what I should do to the pricks who instigated it and how to proceed with my dad?
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#5
Spread a rumour that one of them has genital warts.
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#6
Kill him.
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#7
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Why did he fake his own death? Is he like a spy who's got to cover his tracks and shit?


He 'thought it would be funny' is the direct quote
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Spread a rumour that one of them has genital warts.

Or spread genital warts.
#10
Kill him.


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#11
kill him. people think he's dead, shouldn't be to hard.
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#12
Is it against the law to fake your death?

It could very well be

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070809092928AAgvMRu
http://www.thelaw.com/forums/showthread.php?t=265


Get legal on their asses and they'll never screw around with you again
#13
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He 'thought it would be funny' is the direct quote



It would be funny if he kept it up and just went about his day. Then when people tried to talk to him he could be all like "I'm a ghost bro, you trippin. Avenge me."


That would've been funnier. Seems to me that he only went halfway.
#14
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Is it against the law to fake your death?

It could very well be

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070809092928AAgvMRu
http://www.thelaw.com/forums/showthread.php?t=265


Get legal on their asses and they'll never screw around with you again

Or ya know just kill him.
Worse they can do you for is Abuse of a corpse.
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#15
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Kill him.


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Thus the Pit spoke, and so it was.
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Or ya know just kill him.
Worse they can do you for is Abuse of a corpse.


No, but see, once theyre forced to pay him, then he has the funds to kill him in a sophisticated manner. He'll have time to plan this out since they won't suspect it anymore, with the trial being over and such, and he'll have the money to buy all of the essential parts he needs for his mastermind plan. That way he'll never be caught and no one would care because, hey, this asshole lied before about his death, who would believe him again especially after such a long time after the trial? More attention seeking?
#19
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Kill him.



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Kill him.



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Kill him.



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Kill him twice.



I think this is the general consensus. lol your friend's a gonner
#20
Kill him, and then kill yourself.
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#21
Kill him was my immediate reaction to, just want to bounce it off a group of well adjusted individuals like yourselves to make sure I was on the right track.
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#22
The next time you see him, shout "Arrrgh, ZOMBIE!".... then plant a shovel through his head.

I'm sure you'll get away with it.
#23
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Or spread genital warts.

He's from Liverpool, he does that anyway.
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#24
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Kill him, and then kill yourself.

You've got it all wrong. If he kills himself first then his friend will feel really bad.

Then his friend's last minutes of life are spent in misery and only then can he be killed.

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He's from Liverpool, he does that anyway.

Touché.
#25
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He's from Liverpool, he does that anyway.



Warts is entry level non-sense, in Liverpool we spread AIDs mixed with the T-virus
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#26
Pretend to attack him, render him unconscious, lay him in a coffin in a room set up like a chapel of rest. Then encourage everyone to completely ignore his existence, as though they can't see him or hear him, when he wakes up and wonders what the hell happened.

Basically, try and convince him he has died and come back as a ghost with no phsyical connection to the world.
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Pretend to attack him, render him unconscious, lay him in a coffin in a room set up like a chapel of rest. Then encourage everyone to completely ignore his existence, as though they can't see him or hear him, when he wakes up and wonders what the hell happened.

Basically, try and convince him he has died and come back as a ghost with no phsyical connection to the world.

My old teacher's daughter used to get bullied in school a lot. One day, the whole class thought it'd be funny if no one talked or listened to her. Making it seem they were completely unaware of her. She saw they were just being mean, went home and killed herself. Pretty sad.
#28
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My old teacher's daughter used to get bullied in school a lot. One day, the whole class thought it'd be funny if no one talked or listened to her. Making it seem they were completely unaware of her. She saw they were just being mean, went home and killed herself. Pretty sad.



I was reading hoping there was going to be a funny punchline, there wasnt.
#29
Use laxative chocolate and make a cake for him.

Coat viagra pills in chocolate and put them in a circle around the edge of the cake.

That'll learn those idiots.
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#30
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I was reading hoping there was going to be a funny punchline, there wasnt.

I was waiting for a punchline too

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#31
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My old teacher's daughter used to get bullied in school a lot. One day, the whole class thought it'd be funny if no one talked or listened to her. Making it seem they were completely unaware of her. She saw they were just being mean, went home and killed herself. Pretty sad.

Well, isn't this awkward now.
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#33
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I was reading hoping there was going to be a funny punchline, there wasnt.

Why did I lol then
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