African oil rig servicing ship catches giant manta ray with its anchor.

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Doesn't look too big right?



Now it does

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I bet that's what killed Steve Irwin.
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I love manta rays. This makes me sad.

I am sure it was an accident though and probably too late to throw it back.

Edit: Just read the article. Poor ray.
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I love manta rays. This makes me sad.

I am sure it was an accident though and probably too late to throw it back.


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PERFECT for fighting off those rays...
It's over simplified, So what!

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I guess you could say... I'm never going swimming again
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I guess you could say... *puts on sunglasses* I'm never going swimming again :coolInvalid img)




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It's over simplified, So what!

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Pathetic



Also, that thing eats plankton. That's an insane amount of plankton it needs to eat to get to that size.
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I wonder how giant mantas have sex.


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The breeding behaviour observed for manta rays is similar to other closely related rays. Copulation occurs near the surface, no deeper than one metre below. It begins with the male chasing the female, for up to half an hour, both often closely followed by a train of hopeful suitors. Such mating trains seem to be triggered by a full moon. The male bites the pectoral fin and then moves its claspers into the cloaca, holding it there for one minute to one and a half while copulation takes place.[14]


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rays are magnificent, would love to swim with one


And end up like Steve Irwin?

Rays are monsters.
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sounds awesome
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And end up like Steve Irwin?

Rays are monsters.
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Doesn't even seem that bad I wouldn't mind swimming with one.
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sounds awesome

How about you come round mine and I'll copulate your cloaca with my clasper if ya get my drift
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I bet that's what killed Steve Irwin.

Nope, that was a 'stingray' which had fatally pierced him in the chest with it's 'sting' which are about 10 cm long, it is thought that a combination of the toxins and the puncture wound from the sting caused Irwin to die of cardiac arrest.

Manta rays don't have a sting.
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Nope, that was a 'stingray' which had fatally pierced him in the chest with it's 'sting' which are about 10 cm long, it is thought that a combination of the toxins and the puncture wound from the sting caused Irwin to die of cardiac arrest.

Manta rays don't have a sting.


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Nope, that was a 'stingray' which had fatally pierced him in the chest with it's 'sting' which are about 10 cm long, it is thought that a combination of the toxins and the puncture wound from the sting caused Irwin to die of cardiac arrest.

Manta rays don't have a sting.

Yes, but that thing could have swallowed him whole.
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lol nah

They feed through their filters.

So he would have drowned, and not been eaten. Big deal.
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... If they dont eat it, it would be such a waste.

Looks damn tasty
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Damn that thing is huge! I think giant sea critters are awesome. Makes me think of flying animals in the ocean.

That man squatting with his arms out makes me feel like it has photoshop potential
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I have a huge fear if rays.



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Holy f*ck! That's fcking insane
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I was watching a thing on TVO yesterday that said 8m wingspans for Mantas is hardly rare.
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Ooops. But seriously I got stung by one once. I can't even touch the ones at sea world anymore.


If rays are dangerous.
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