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#3
He should make a video on public masturbation laws.
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#5
Russell is also described as a Christian and father to two children who wants to have nine more children with his wife


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#6
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I bet he wishes he was.....invisible.......YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

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It's over simplified, So what!

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#9
I guess Joseph Kony wasn't the only thing he wanted to rub out.
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#10
oh my god
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#13
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I guess Joseph Kony wasn't the only thing he wanted to rub out.




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omfg i totally forgot about that, you sir are jesus christ.
#14
he wanted to stop an african warlord. But i guess you could say...*puts on sunglasses* all he did was play with his pork sword

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It's over simplified, So what!

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#15
Well that kills the little credability that he had left when the internet discovered that the Kony 2012 was six years out of date...
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Well that kills the little credability that he had left when the internet discovered that the Kony 2012 was six years out of date...


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omfg i totally forgot about that, you sir are jesus christ.
#20
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It really is. Such a moving scene!
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#21
lulz
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#22
Well less people will take them seriously now...
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#23
Another one with an Imaginarum avatar. Awesome!

I honestly think after a lot of the Kony 2012 stuff was shot down. I think people stopped caring.

Like Lennon said. It was more popular than Jesus for about a week. Then nobody gives a crap now.
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#26
Odd way to celebrate 100+mil views.
KONY was sketchy to me right away, you know how it is with charities.
Heartstring-pulling video to cover money-making greed, although I am cinical to every charity. People trying to manipulate me through emotive videos or stories makes me more stubborn.
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Yea, it must be real exhausting counting all that cash.

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#29
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I guess Joseph Kony wasn't the only thing he wanted to rub out.

Dammit, Kjell, how come you're the only one who can come up with a good one-liner in threads like this?

Also, brb, stealing that.
#31
clearly a setup. he wasn't the one there that night of the masturbating, somebody set him up and framed him, i know it.
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#33
I don't masturbate in public and vandalize shit when I'm stressed and emotionally drained.


Normal people don't do that.
#34
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I don't always masturbate in public and vandalize shit when I'm stressed and emotionally drained.


But when I do, I make headline news


fixed.
What?! There's a clean channel on my amp?!

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omfg i totally forgot about that, you sir are jesus christ.
#35
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I don't masturbate in public and vandalize shit when I'm stressed and emotionally drained.


Normal people don't do that.

The man used his own son to twist the emotions of people. Normal people don't do that either.
#36
Does he have a fetish for publicity?
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#37
Meanwhile in Africa...

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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


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#38
He didn't really get arrested for masturbating. It was for some kind of melt down. Not a Pee Wee Herman scenario.
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#39
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He didn't really get arrested for masturbating. It was for some kind of melt down. Not a Pee Wee Herman scenario.


Some people just can't handle success i guess?
Still, this is kind of funny. Isn't he supposed to be some evangelical christan angel?
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#40
My bad, I didn't even see this thread (even though i checked before I made the thread, I just have too many personal stickies.)

Anyway, this is pretty messed up. I'm willing to bet he was on something, you don't just jerk it in front of everyone because you're stressed. I'm glad they got him medical attention instead of locking him up, though.
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