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#1
The "Add Winks to Stuff to Give it a Sexual Undertone" Thread

Am I the only one who get's this feeling whenever there's a wink at the end of anything? Winks just make things sexy. So let's embrace this sexiness by making seemingly unsexy and innocent things sexy, simply by adding a wink! I'll start:

I love kittens


/no potential
I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.


#4
Quote by behind_you
This thread sucks

It's not the only thing that sucks
I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.


#7
My balls itch
UG's King Neptune

Quote by AtaBorMan
You're the biggest dick we've had in the Pit for a while.
Quote by SLEESTAK_BRO
Stop talking, you have are the biggest dick the pit has seen in a while.
#10
Quote by CapnKickass
Ow, something hit me in the eye!



I lol'd
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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

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Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#11
This roast beef is excellent
Neverender:SSTB 4/19


Goddamn this cursed iron fist. When I lose control!


[quote="'[VictorinoX"]']You, sir, win epically.
#12
Quote by AtaBorMan
You're the biggest dick we've had in the Pit for a while
UG's King Neptune

Quote by AtaBorMan
You're the biggest dick we've had in the Pit for a while.
Quote by SLEESTAK_BRO
Stop talking, you have are the biggest dick the pit has seen in a while.
#13
Quote by skylerjames13
I lol'd

Obey the rules of the thread please
I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.


#16
Quote by CPDmusic
Obey the rules of the thread please

I was totally going to say that.
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Hot e-cousin of girlgerms007


I love Tracie.

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#17
I need to take a really big shit
UG's King Neptune

Quote by AtaBorMan
You're the biggest dick we've had in the Pit for a while.
Quote by SLEESTAK_BRO
Stop talking, you have are the biggest dick the pit has seen in a while.
#18
Quote by StillSublime
I need to take a really big shit

Have fun


Sorry, that's just gross


I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.


#19
Quote by CPDmusic
Have fun


Sorry, that's just gross


I was jk, it's too big to put into words
UG's King Neptune

Quote by AtaBorMan
You're the biggest dick we've had in the Pit for a while.
Quote by SLEESTAK_BRO
Stop talking, you have are the biggest dick the pit has seen in a while.
#20
Need some help with that?
"You have brains in your head,
You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
any direction you choose,
You're on your own,
And you know what you know,
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go."

- Dr. Seuss
#21
Man, it's so hard to put the jack into the input!
UG's King Neptune

Quote by AtaBorMan
You're the biggest dick we've had in the Pit for a while.
Quote by SLEESTAK_BRO
Stop talking, you have are the biggest dick the pit has seen in a while.
#22
I just took a shit in a cup
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On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#23
It's really hard to make anything not sexual
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I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


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I like women with balls.
#25
Quote by blake1221
Let's watch scat porn The Prestige and circle jerk.



ftfy

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#27
Quote by blake1221
Let's watch scat porn and circle jerk.



I think StillSublime would be able to help with that
I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.


#28
Porn
Quote by CPDmusic
I think StillSublime would be able to help with that
You know me so well
UG's King Neptune

Quote by AtaBorMan
You're the biggest dick we've had in the Pit for a while.
Quote by SLEESTAK_BRO
Stop talking, you have are the biggest dick the pit has seen in a while.
#31
Drummers
UG's King Neptune

Quote by AtaBorMan
You're the biggest dick we've had in the Pit for a while.
Quote by SLEESTAK_BRO
Stop talking, you have are the biggest dick the pit has seen in a while.
#32
Quote by WantsLesPaul
I broke my pipe

You can use mine
I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.


#34
I just took the garbage out and it was cold outside , and a booger froze in my nose, and I got anoyed by it so I ate it and then I went home and cried because I have cancer


Pretty sexy huh?
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I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#35
The relativist fallacy, also known as the subjectivist fallacy, is claiming that something is true for one person but not true for someone else. The fallacy is supposed to rest on the law of non-contradiction. The fallacy applies only to objective facts, or what are alleged to be objective facts, rather than to facts about personal tastes or subjective experiences, and only to facts regarded in the same sense and at the same time. On this formulation, the very name "relativist fallacy" begs the question against anyone who earnestly (however mistakenly or not) holds that there are no "objective facts." So some more work has to be done, in a non-question-begging way, to make it clear wherein, exactly, the fallacy lies.
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#36
Eating glue reminds me of swallowing jizz
UG's King Neptune

Quote by AtaBorMan
You're the biggest dick we've had in the Pit for a while.
Quote by SLEESTAK_BRO
Stop talking, you have are the biggest dick the pit has seen in a while.
#38
Quote by StillSublime
Eating glue reminds me of swallowing jizz

Would you like to eat my glue
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#39
Quote by StillSublime
Eating glue reminds me of swallowing jizz

Don't you love when the glue dries up and disrupts consistent, smooth glue-ecular flow, and so you are forced to pick and scrape the dried glue with your fingernails?
#40
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today!