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#1
Saw this on the news a few days ago and was shocked. Didn't see anything on UG about it, so I thought I would inform my fellow UG'ers about the horrors that they put in our ground beef...if you are a vegetarian, this doesn't apply to you, so go eat your tofu burger made from green soylent.

Article: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/03/is-pink-slime-in-the-beef-at-your-grocery-store/

Never again will you be able to look at ground beef the same way, discuss the atrocities that man kind has just committed against ground beef and all dishes that use ground beef to create the master pieces of delight we cherish and love.
#2
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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#3
You mean to tell me that the meat industry isn't actually looking out for the consumer? Shocking.
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#6
Meh, don't wanna get too Jesse Ventura on ya but that is but a small spec of the horrible things the food companies do to us.
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#7
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And I care why?


Because, once you consume enough of it, it will burst fourth from your bowls, devour your body, eat your pets or parents, grow in size, and eventually consume the world and become a planet.

I cannot support this statement, but it's true.
#8
Don't care. Hedonism, here I come.
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#9
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Meh, don't wanna get too Jesse Ventura on ya but that is but a small spec of the horrible things the food companies do to us.

Mhm.

I recommend watching Food Inc.
#10
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Because, once you consume enough of it, it will burst fourth from your bowls, devour your body, eat your pets or parents, grow in size, and eventually consume the world and become a planet.

I cannot support this statement, but it's true.

explode from your bowls?
the world will become a planet?

are you drunk, ethan?

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#11
This is why I will someday personally kill and butcher any meat I consume.
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#12
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This is why I will someday personally kill and butcher any meat I consume.

Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#14


His flesh is churning inside your stomach right now
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explode from your bowls?
the world will become a planet?

are you drunk, ethan?


No, not in the slightest on Saint Pratricks eve, or after. Just a bit wired, only gonna get 4 hours of sleep, then sit though a 8 hour orientation for my job.

I can be funny sometimes, but really, I'm being serious here, pink slime is a crime.
#16
Quote by ethan_hanus
Because, once you consume enough of it, it will burst fourth from your bowls, devour your body, eat your pets or parents, grow in size, and eventually consume the world and become a planet.


Good, it was getting boring over here. Saves me from a death as a result of liver failure...
#18


Barf reflex activated
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


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#20
This shit yet again. If you don't like it, stop eating all processed food. It's no different than eating a sausage.

It's not good for you, but it's not worse than other processed foods. If you think it's gross, well take a field trip to a slaughterhouse. It's fine to be opposed to this stuff for a number of reasons, but don't be a thoughtless hypocrite and ignore all the other food that you should be opposed to for the same reason if that's the case.

It's actually less wasteful than traditional meet processing and gets protein to people for less money.
#21
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Looks pretty good, like taffy or ice cream or something. They should make pink slime flavored jelly beans, it'd be great for the kids.
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#22
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Barf reflex activated


I ****ing love ice cream


Edit: god damn it.....
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#23
Guess where I shop? Publix and Whole Foods
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#24
so fucking old, dude

i've known about this for years, not a single fuck given now or then
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#25
We get organic beef at my house so no slime for me
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#27
I think they should randomly dump this on kids on nickelodeon
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#28
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This is why I will someday personally kill and butcher any meat I consume.

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#29
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Frozen yogurt =/= Ice Cream
Yet if I gave you one and told you it was the other, you'd never be able to tell if I were lying or not.
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#30
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Frozen yogurt =/= Ice Cream


stick a cone on it and you'll never even know the difference.
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#32
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stick a cone on it and you'll never even know the difference.

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Yet if I gave you one and told you it was the other, you'd never be able to tell if I were lying or not.


Y'all serious? The textures and tastes are completely different. Both are delicious, however.
#33
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Barf reflex activated

Hey it's chicken mcnuggets! I'll be dealing with them in a little under 5 hours.
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#34
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This shit yet again. If you don't like it, stop eating all processed food. It's no different than eating a sausage.


Pretty much this. I've been eating non processed food as much as possible for about 6 months now. I felt great after a couple weeks of that, then I started exercising every day and I pretty much feel amazing all the time.
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#35
Ya know, they also infuse like 70% of hamburger with ammonia. There's so much shit in the stuff you eat everyday I really think it's best not to worry about it, as long as it doesn't instantly kill me and it tastes good, meh.
#36
I think I was once told that a certain percentage of feces was allowed in products regulated by the FDA or something. I don't know if it's true, but that'd be gross.
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#37
People should know that those same chemicals are in the some of the most common food items your cute little family has been eating for years. You should just read the ingredients once in a while. Not just food, things like shampoo too.

But seriously though, I they took it to a higher level, straight up flushing meat through acid...

I can understand, eating some sort of churned meat, ok gross. But this pink slime, more like pink paste. That's just ****in' disgusting. Soylent green type of shit, except, it's soylent... pink...
#39
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Ya know, they also infuse like 70% of hamburger with ammonia. There's so much shit in the stuff you eat everyday I really think it's best not to worry about it, as long as it doesn't instantly kill me and it tastes good, meh.

5, 10, 25, 30 years later though. Might come back to haunt you. This is especially noticeable in people who have a diet mainly consisting of things like fast food, processed food etc... Not just because of the crappy nutritional value, but also because of the hormones, and how they seriously **** your system over the years. People getting cancer later on, thinking they're old, it's normal, they were never super healthy...

Well, they weren't super healthy, BUT they probably didn't know really how bad that crap was.
#40
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What else are they gonna do with all the trimmings?

Give it to animals?


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