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#1
Let's create a hypothetical scenario:

There is this guy/girl that you consider average in the looks department.

What are things that would make him/her go from average to slightly hotter or flat out sexy.

For me it would have to be tattoos. I don't know why but if I see a tattoo on a girl I find semi-attractive, she suddenly becomes attractive to me. Also, I know that it isn't a physical thing but if an average looking girl is smarter than me, my mind will turn her into a sex icon for me.

I do not mean to objectify women with this post, I just want to know if you guys have sexiness multipliers like I call them, and if you do please share them so I can feel less like a weirdo.
#2
Being into the same things I'm into (hobbies, music, fetishes, etc)
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#4
Neo noir lighting, fish net stockings, a lightly flickering cigarette and a small, black hat.
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#6
I coach an U13 softball team and one of the kids has a big sister about my age. She looks pretty but there's something about the way she looks at you that just makes you go 'ohmigodblurrrrrrgh'.

I would fucking wreck that girl, but her brother is getting really good at softball and that would be awks. shit dog, i don't even know what it is about her.
#7
The loss of 20-30 lbs.
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#8
Glasses.

No kidding, I think of them as a frame on a work of art.
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#9
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I coach an U13 softball team and one of the kids has a big sister about my age. She looks pretty but there's something about the way she looks at you that just makes you go 'ohmigodblurrrrrrgh'.

I would fucking wreck that girl, but her brother is getting really good at softball and that would be awks. shit dog, i don't even know what it is about her.


Eyes, I get what you mean. There are girls that when they look at you it's like they stabbed you in the heart through your eyes. Most awesome feeling ever, you will never forget that girl's eyes ones it happens.
#10
The only real sure-fire way for a girl to seem sexier to me is by wearing my clothing. Everything else just depends on the girl and how she looks to begin with.
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#11
A job.

Money (hurr)

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#12
Glasses. Bigger boobs. hourglass shape. Medium or long dark hair with bangs (bettie page style)

Yeah that's about it.
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Glasses.

No kidding, I think of them as a frame on a work of art.



Even better is when they are thick-rimmed. Not super-thick, but thick. Pretty much as long as they're not wire framed.
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#15
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Glasses.

No kidding, I think of them as a frame on a work of art.
I agree. Unless you mean those shit hipster glasses.
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#17
yoga pants probably
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#18
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Eyes, I get what you mean. There are girls that when they look at you it's like they stabbed you in the heart through your eyes. Most awesome feeling ever, you will never forget that girl's eyes ones it happens.

I've had that feeling too man. The knife going through your heart as soon as eye contact is made. Feels good, but weird.

I don't have any sexiness multipliers. Anything goes for me as long as they're under 140lbs and are decent looking.
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Eyes, I get what you mean. There are girls that when they look at you it's like they stabbed you in the heart through your eyes. Most awesome feeling ever, you will never forget that girl's eyes ones it happens.

made oh so much better by the ever so slight dusting of freckles on her nose.
#20
Irish accent, Jamaican accent, dreads, tattoos, glasses (thick rimmed as they say^).

Being smart as **** is also amazing.
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#21
Beautiful hair. If an average girl has hair like the first pic, it isn't happening. If she has hair like the second pic, that can go a long way. (Note: I'm not saying Jenna Fischer and Jamie Lynn Sigler are average. I'm just using their hair as an example)

Edit: and I'm assumimg that we're supposed to name things girls can fix quickly, like hair, clothing, etc. Naming bigger boobs or stuff like that is about as good as saying "being hotter."



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#24
Tanktops and those jeans which start tight at the top and get baggy towards the bottom. Hair which is an obviously synthetic colour. Tattoos, although some more than others.

(Assuming we're just talking physical things here)
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#28
Depends on the girl........sometimes it can be as simple as just having a nice smile
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#31
Petite/Shorter than me (Although i'm 5'11" that's really not that hard), VERY long hair, chill, similar personality is always good, as well.
#32
If the girl is Russian, then I love her.

Also, long hair is usually a big turn on, but it doesn't have to be long.
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#38
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A girl with an Irish accent is so hot


A girl with an australian accent is super hot too.


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Musician.

That's, like, a x10 multiplier.



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#39
You know what hair style I absolutely love? Remember the younger Silk Spectre in The Watchmen? That hair. Any decently attractive woman shoots way up with that hair if it's brown or black. With blonde, it doesn't seem to work
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#40
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A girl with an australian accent is super hot too.


For me, the woman can't be a musician. Otherwise she'll be harder to woo with my guitar.

You're right Aurstrailain accent is ACE
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