#1
Pretty much the title says it. I find these days I've been getting a lot hornier more often. (also doesn't help when your girl's out of town)

So I was wondering if you guys (and I know asking the pit was a very BAD idea) What should I do to make myself less horny? I read that eating different foods might do it? What else could lower my hornyness over the next while? Other than porn.
#2
Hookers.
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#4
Asian Hookers
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#5
Fap
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#8
Eat more crayons.

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#9
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I concur.

I swear, we need to open our own detective agency or something. Solve crimes with our witty banter.
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
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I was expecting Kelly22.

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#16
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Yeah, there's very little resistance in them.


It's almost as if they're made of silk or something.

#21
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I think just laughing at these responses did it for me. Thank you pit.
You may continue as you were now.



Also this:
#22
hey, asshole, at least you have a girl, just fap ffs
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#23
Step 1: Get a slice of bread.

Step 2: Spread peanut butter on it.

Step 3: Spread jelly on it.

Step 4: Put another piece of bread on top.

Step 5: Insert penis.
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