Poll: if you saw yourself from the outside just living life, what would you think?
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View poll results: if you saw yourself from the outside just living life, what would you think?
i'd probably think 'what a cool guy, i wanna be friends with that guy' :headbang:
25 19%
i'd probably think i'm a douchebag..i can be kind of a prick at times :shrug:
19 14%
what a sexy beast, i'd probably wanna suck my own c*ck :o
14 11%
i'd think 'who's that creepy loser in the corner? what an ugly freak!' :poke:
7 5%
i'd be indifferent to me, probably wouldn't even notice myself :cry:
20 15%
i'd be jealous...something about myself would rub me the wrong way.. :grrr:
2 2%
we'd get into a heated debate, a fight would break out, then i'd buy him a drink :cheers:
11 8%
honestly, i don't know..good question :confused:
18 14%
OP, if you don't quit it...imma put C4 TO YA DOOR, NO THREADS NO MORE!!! :peace:
16 12%
Voters: 132.
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#1
if i was another person, or just some disembodied entity watching myself i'd probably think 'is this guy really wearing sunglasses indoors? what a douchebag. is that his guitar case over there? what's he writing? poetry? really guy, really?'

since i am me, i think i'm the coolest thing since crushed ice. but i can see how i could rub others the wrong way with my rockstar-esque presence..
#2
rockstar-esque presence? ahaha wtf
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#3
"I wouldn't want to be a part of any club that would have me as a member."

So yeah.

EDIT: Jeez, your polls really are annoying.
Last edited by BelowTheSun at Mar 18, 2012,
#4
Writing poetry while wearing sunglasses does sound like the epitome of cool.
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#6
I hate myself anyway.
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#7
Since when was crushed ice cool? Isn't it as cold as non crushed ice? It's just slush.

OT: I would dislike myself. Not exactly hate. I'm such a shy person it would be weird to talk to me. I am actually fixing that. I've become more talkative. It's just getting people to be ok with me, which doesn't seem to work.
#8
I'm a dickwad unless you actually know me and consider me a friend, then I'm nice to you. So.. If I wasn't me and I wasn't friends with me, I'd see myself as a douchebag.


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#10
l don't really hate anyone. And if l did, l would hate myself already, even though l am me.

That being said, l would probably contemplate sexual interaction with myself if l weren't straight...
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#12
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#13
Probably not, because I have the annoying quality of being extremely likeable. That may sound cool and all, but I always have weirdos hanging around that think that I like them and they won't ever go away and leave me alone.
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#14
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if i was another person, or just some disembodied entity watching myself i'd probably think 'is this guy really wearing sunglasses indoors? what a douchebag. is that his guitar case over there? what's he writing? poetry? really guy, really?'

since i am me, i think i'm the coolest thing since crushed ice. but i can see how i could rub others the wrong way with my rockstar-esque presence..


Go to hell and take your fucking polls with you.
#15
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if i was another person, or just some disembodied entity watching myself i'd probably think 'is this guy really wearing sunglasses indoors? what a douchebag. is that his guitar case over there? what's he writing? poetry? really guy, really?'

since i am me, i think i'm the coolest thing since crushed ice. but i can see how i could rub others the wrong way with my rockstar-esque presence..


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#16
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Probably not, because I have the annoying quality of being extremely likeable. That may sound cool and all, but I always have weirdos hanging around that think that I like them and they won't ever go away and leave me alone.


You can always tell them you hate them and have no friends.
#18
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Jeez, your polls really are annoying.

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#19
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You can always tell them you hate them and have no friends.


I also have the annoying quality of being too nice.
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#23
Tbh
I probably wouldn't notice myself

Just like once or twice in passing I guess
But nothing major
If I saw myself regularly I'd probably get along with myself.....
I can't really tell though
#24
I don't see what's so bad about his polls. I don't see what's good about them either. It's just a poll.


I'm pretty narcissistic so yeah, I'd dig me.
#27
I went with option number one. I really enjoy to hang out with people who are similar to me.
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#28
Hmmm, It could go down in two ways. I could be my own best friend or, I could just completely ignore myself.

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#29
I'd think I'm a pretty swell guy, that's kinda a weirdo but is still cool to hang with.
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#30
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you sound like a fake person


So just because I'm a robot, it's okay to call me a "fake person" now? Do you call gay people "'sleeps with the wrong sex' people" or black people "'not the same color as me' people" too? It's because of people like you that the robot minority ha to deal with harsh injustices in this world.

Just because I'm a machine doesn't mean I don't have feelings, you insensitive clod!
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#33
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dont know whats so damn funny. he seems like the kind of person that will smile in your face and talk shit about you behind your back. i deplore that
#34
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dont know whats so damn funny

it's funny because you're a cunt.

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#35
No, because it's a hilariously stupid question to ask. If I wasn't myself, I wouldn't think like I do, making this entire query irrelevant.
#38
When I was younger I'd think I was an annoying little @#%$@ that needs to be taken out.

Now I would think that I'm quiet and a little shy. But If I got to talk to be I'd realize how crazy and fun I can be. I'd realize I don't really hold much back and say what I think is right.
#39
So let me get this straight, if I met a guy that was a little overweight, preferred to hire his housework done, worked on computers, didn't watch football, was learning to play guitar, rode long distance on motorcycles, was a semi-professional photographer, studied obscure martial arts, and had a background in Deep Sea Diving and bodyguard work.

I'd consider being gay.

I probably wouldn't, but I think Jay said it best when he described his relationship with Bob as "Hetero Life Partner."
#40
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No. I would probably try and pull myself. My breasts are so perfect, they even make me wet.


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