#1
Alright guys,

Given that we have a Hip Hop album in the works I'm sure that we must have a few dope rappers in our ranks. Hell, if Dave from Boyinaband can do it we can too.

So, who is up (or down) for being involved in either some form of battle raps, or one huge cypher for everyone to jump on.

Although this is literally something I just cooked up, I can organize it if it attracts some attention.

This'll most likely take the form of videos posted online, or it may even be possible to stream both rappers at the same time (not sure though).

Either way, if you've got that fat flow, let me know and we'll figure something out.
#2
rapping ain't right just because i'm white,
so if i tried to do it it'd just be really whack,
so to increase my credibility and rapping ability,
i'm gonna just pretend that i'm actually black.

hey, mother****er, i'm great at basketball,
just cause i'm black and really ****ing tall.
i'm sportin' lots of gold and a wicked tricked out fade,
blastin' "Fight The Power" in my brand new Escalade.

i may be livin' in da hood, but nigga it's all good,
cuz i got my homie on my right and my bitch on my left,
gonna get some fried chicken, writin' words like Charles Dickens,
oh ****, i just got arrested for automotive theft.

12 white dudes, all on the jury,
sendin' me to jail in a god damn hurry,
now i'm on ice, locked behind bars,
which is really ****ed up cuz i ain't even steal no ****ing car.

sittin' in jail, with 6 other males,
oh man ain't this shit really weak,
gonna lift some weights and make license plates,
gotta watch my back when i take a leak.

but i don't mind being in jail,
cuz it'll increase my album's sales,
with my bad boy reputation,
i'll sell out across the nation.

word.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#3
Hey, what is up, my african american friends,
I can't think of anything to say so this is where this rap ends.

Word.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
I spit out fire like a level 69 Charizard
Ya'll just Bug Catchers, with ya Weedles and ya Venonats
And the occasional Rat a tat tat, as I shoot them haters down
You clowns
This ain't a ****ing circus
I feel like I'm wasting my time, because you scrubs ain't worth it
Just a buncha Turks, waiting to slice me up
But my skills can't be chinked, cause Linsanity is over
He ridin' the pine as I step into the starter role
I control the game, I'm the only one with flow
And you can build them levees up, but I'll knock those walls down
Call me Hurricane Katrina, and I ain't ****ing around
Just a silly little white kid, causing black rappers to panic
I got the right to be the best, Jesse James can't stop me
I'm infiltrating their game
Call me Steve Nash
Making bitches wet, and get a little premature cream in their pants
My stance on gay marriage?
Ya **** who you want
Cause I'm ****ing you all
And I won't stop til I finish
Shove my ****, E Ness, right down ya friggin' throat
Cause now you're feeling pressure, I hope you ****in' choke
Jokes, that's what you all are to me
My punches could send you to LA
Where you'll be seeing only stars
My rampage ain't quite over, but I'll permit you to speak
Now stand up straight and tighten your ass cheeks
Pull up your pants, you ****ers have no chance
Get enough testosterone in one ball, you can me Lance
Now what the hell am I saying?
I'm a silly kid just straight up spitting silly shit
But don't worry mister rabbit, I won't touch your goddamn Trix
Yeaaaa, I take that back, I'll **** your ****ing girlfriend
And then give that bitch right back
Cause she's far from perfect
Last edited by Shutout at Mar 18, 2012,
#6
Quote by devourke
^Ah shit, trowzaa's banned again

inb4 captaincrunk comes in and dominates everyone


If I got banned for that then I'd just flip tables and shit.


EDIT: Will, might want to change your sig
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Quote by Trowzaa
If I got banned for that then I'd just flip tables and shit.


EDIT: Will, might want to change your sig

I was keeping it on for a while after you got unbanned, just in case you got two warnings really fast.
#8
Based on some of the long ass raps posted, I think you guys failed to read the OP.

And Trowzaa, give it some time, you shall be banned again soon I'm sure.
#9
ConCarne's mother****in' all up in this hood
To show you how to rap like a black guy would
I drop rhymes like litter, I blow words out like farts
While doing strippers with glitter on their private parts
The bitches all compliment my skills with the rappage
and they call me The Mailman 'cause I got a nice package
Mackin' with the biddies all day and all night
Getting bitches, makin' bills, while a **** and I fight

Word to your mother.
#10
Yeah, I probably will get banned within the day :/
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#13
Well, if it's gonna be like a cypher, it'd be cool to have everyone go over the same beat or something. Anyway if enough people actually join in it could be a pretty cool idea.
#14
Quote by Mack56
Well, if it's gonna be like a cypher, it'd be cool to have everyone go over the same beat or something. Anyway if enough people actually join in it could be a pretty cool idea.


Yeah that'd be awesome. Maybe somebody from the Hip Hop album has a leftover beat which they can fit to about 2 minutes. Or even cut down one of their proper tracks.

This is my preference over battles as this can easily be done using just Youtube videos.
#15
i could make a beatbox track o.o
don't judge me.
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