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#1
...and get an infallible, descriptive answer, what would you ask?

I might ask about whether this thread has been made before, since I'm not sure what to put in the searchbar.

I might also about ghosts or the paranormal.
#2
How can I become world dictator?
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#3
is there life after death?

or

is there a god?

it'd be hard to choose between the two.
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#7
How do I gain all knowledge of everything?

With this, I'd be able to create world peace, and since I know everything about who's really right and wrong, I'd be able to create arguments that even idiots couldn't refute. I could also solve world hunger, overpopulation, etc., since I know how to fix those.
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is there life after death?

or

is there a god?

it'd be hard to choose between the two.


Probably this.
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#11
why would you waste your question on paranormal voodoo bullshit. honestly i need to ask if real Zooey Deschanel nudes are on the internet. so i know whether all this spent time was in vain or not.
#12
I'd ask one of these . They're some of the most famous unsolved problems in mathematics and there is a $1 million prize for whoever can offer a full solution to any of them.
#13
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How do I gain all knowledge of everything?

With this, I'd be able to create world peace, and since I know everything about who's really right and wrong, I'd be able to create arguments that even idiots couldn't refute. I could also solve world hunger, overpopulation, etc., since I know how to fix those.

can't tell if you're serious.

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#15
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is there life after death?

or

is there a god?

it'd be hard to choose between the two.


Id choose is there life after death, since if there is a god but no life after death, im still equally screwed
#18
either "is there a god?" or "which is the best economic system?"

both of those would shape society greatly.
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How do I gain all knowledge of everything?

With this, I'd be able to create world peace, and since I know everything about who's really right and wrong, I'd be able to create arguments that even idiots couldn't refute. I could also solve world hunger, overpopulation, etc., since I know how to fix those.

Well hell I can tell you how to fix overpopulation, world hunger, and even poverty..


Feed the poor to the hungry.
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#20
where in the world is Carmen San Diego?????
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Id choose is there life after death, since if there is a god but no life after death, im still equally screwed


you know, that's a good point. but on the other hand (playing devil's advocate here), if you ask if there's an afterlife but not about god, you don't know if a blissful afterlife is dependent on obedience to god or not. you just know that there is one.
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#24
wait, actually it would be "how do i ask more questions?"
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wait, actually it would be "how do i ask more questions?"


what if the answer is 'you don't'?
#26
I'd probably be selfish and ask how I could become rich or something along those lines.

Even if I tried to find out the secrets of life (afterlife/existence of god, paranormal), what am I to do with that information? Just sit there and think about it? It's not like I could successfully reveal it to the world or anything.
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#27
Asking if there's a god kindof diminishes the mystique of it and makes it a whole lot less cool to me. I'd rather know about the afterlife.
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you know, that's a good point. but on the other hand (playing devil's advocate here), if you ask if there's an afterlife but not about god, you don't know if a blissful afterlife is dependent on obedience to god or not. you just know that there is one.



There's your question, then. Does the afterlife depend on obedience to a God or other supernatural power.

Because it needs to be a through answer, no doesn't cut it.
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How do I gain all knowledge of everything?

With this, I'd be able to create world peace, and since I know everything about who's really right and wrong, I'd be able to create arguments that even idiots couldn't refute. I could also solve world hunger, overpopulation, etc., since I know how to fix those.

Well you see overpopulation isn't actually a problem:
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#32
How can I become the most powerful person on Earth?
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#33
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I'd choose the first. The second doesn't change much.

Well if you chose the second you'd know the answer to the first.
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#34
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Well if you chose the second you'd know the answer to the first.

Unless the God that exists doesn't have an afterlife set up.
#35
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I'd ask one of these . They're some of the most famous unsolved problems in mathematics and there is a $1 million prize for whoever can offer a full solution to any of them.

Perelman solved one. Just magically getting the answer takes the fun out of it. I mean, you're not even proving or disproving it yourself. If you wanted money, just ask for winning powerball numbers.


...I would ask for winning powerball numbers.
#36
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Asking if there's a god kindof diminishes the mystique of it and makes it a whole lot less cool to me. I'd rather know about the afterlife.


asking either of those is pointless. what are you going to do with that information? go around proclaiming some all knowing power gave you the answer? that's totally going to win over people. if you need that information to give you a better moral compass, then you aren't a good person. and i can assure you that, whatever the outcome of these questions, all it will bring is burden.

if you really want to be a good person (or really are), then you should ask something along the lines of: what can i do to bring world peace?
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if you really want to be a good person (or really are), then you should ask something along the lines of: what can i do to bring world peace?

Turn everyone into Jesus
#38
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Unless the God that exists doesn't have an afterlife set up.

Hmmmm.... Name one.
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#40
One other thing, eventually you're going to find out the answer to the "is there an afterlife" question anyway. I'd rather know something which can be put to use, rather than something I'm going to learn about later.

For example, asking how to eliminate poverty provides a solution so a problem that otherwise could basically never be solve. Asking "is there an afterlife" simply gives you a piece of meaningless information which you have to keep to yourself.

Knowing if there is a God or an afterlife won't change anything for me personally as well, since I'm still going to live my life in a way that I see fit (ethically etc).

Just my two cents.
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