#1
My girlfriend that Im very serious with thinks I just want sex like some other dickheads do. She is a virgin btw.

Ive tried proving to her that I dont want just sex. And I really dont want that. You can take sex away and I will still be in love with her. And she said she believed me, but i know she doesnt. So I need a way to prove or something to say to her.

Pit, can you help me?

i know this should be in the relationship thread, but I need a quick answer.
#2
Rape her
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#4
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Rape her


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#5
Smack her around. That'll set her right.
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#6
Just don't be pushy.
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#8
Push her, just don't be rapey.
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#9
Cut your penis off.
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#10
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Ive tried proving to her that I dont want just sex. And I really dont want that.



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Last edited by StewieSwan at Mar 19, 2012,
#11
Quote by RazzleMCR1
My girlfriend that Im very serious with thinks I just want sex like some other dickheads do. She is a virgin btw.

Ive tried proving to her that I dont want just sex. And I really dont want that. You can take sex away and I will still be in love with her. And she said she believed me, but i know she doesnt. So I need a way to prove or something to say to her.

Pit, can you help me?

i know this should be in the relationship thread, but I need a quick answer.



EDIT:

Stewie is a sneaky ninja.
Last edited by moleman_1991 at Mar 19, 2012,
#13
obviously do one of those melted crayon with a silhouette of 2 people kissing under an umbrella art works.




then rape her.
#16
To be fair, if someone made me that melted crayon painting (or whatever) then they could rape me all they wanted and I'd consent.
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#17
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To be fair, if someone made me that melted crayon painting (or whatever) then they could rape me all they wanted and I'd consent.

Will keep this in mind.
#18
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To be fair, if someone made me that melted crayon painting (or whatever) then they could rape me all they wanted and I'd consent.


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#19
Masturbate over her face while she sleeps.
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#20
Have you ever asked her for sex or tried to get her to do it? If not, what she's saying makes no sense unless you've said or done something to suggest that you want to have sex.

If you need to convince her and you want to keep the relationship, promise her no sex until marriage, if that's what she wants and you can live with that. You should respect her for that, and she (should) respect you for accepting that.
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#21
Quote by RazzleMCR1
My girlfriend thinks I just want sex.
Ive tried proving to her that I dont want just sex.
she said she believed me.
but i know she doesnt.

You two have problems.

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#22
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Have you ever asked her for sex or tried to get her to do it? If not, what she's saying makes no sense unless you've said or done something to suggest that you want to have sex.

If you need to convince her and you want to keep the relationship, promise her no sex until marriage, if that's what she wants and you can live with that. You should respect her for that, and she (should) respect you for accepting that.


So, rape her?
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#23
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So, rape her?


You got it.


I just realized the part where you said "I know she doesn't"

So she hasn't said she doesn't believe you, you just assume she doesn't trust you? Sounds like you have the trust issues.
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#25
Continue the relationship without sex. If she's not convinced soon, she has some personal issues. I recommend a therapist.
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#26
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Srspost: How old are you? If you're 16 then just hang out with her, and don't push her into it. If you're 18+ then you need a new girlfriend.
Pretty much this.
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#27
Sex change then fuck yourself. Problem solved.
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#28
put your willy in her bum.
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#30
Tell her to grow up and realise that trust is an integral part of a relationship....?

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#32
Goddammit, i read OP being to type in Rape Her only to see people have already beat me but nonetheless.


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