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#1
My friend tackled me with a tough one:

Sit on a cake, and eat dick - or sit on a dick and eat cake.

Choose one.

Such a philosophical quary has yet to challange the pit. Give it your best.

I will not add a poll. I hate polls.
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each time I piss in the dark I'm afraid that some wierd plant is going to eat my dick



#3
Does the second one imply penetration?
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#4
I'm going for sit on a dick, eat cake.
Mainly because large amounts of surgery mean I have no bunghole; and because I like cake.
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#6
Quote by whoomit
Can I not sit on a dick and eat a dick?


Wheres the fun in that?
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Quote by Local666Union
each time I piss in the dark I'm afraid that some wierd plant is going to eat my dick



#7
More importantly, would the pit rather:
**** a goat and have no one find out
OR
Not **** a goat, but have everyone think they did
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#8
How about you stand up for yourself and say you don't want anything to do with dicks, but only cake.
#10
Quote by greekboy slim
More importantly, would the pit rather:
**** a goat and have no one find out
OR
Not **** a goat, but have everyone think they did


**** a goat and have no one find out

I don't get it, where's the catch?
#12
Quote by -Mantra-
How about you stand up for yourself and say you don't want anything to do with dicks, but only cake.


not part of the deal
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Quote by Local666Union
each time I piss in the dark I'm afraid that some wierd plant is going to eat my dick



#14
Dick flavoured cake and a nice spongey dick will do me.
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#15
Im diabetic so do i get excused from this trial?
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#17
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not part of the deal



It is if I say so.
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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.


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#18
Quote by guitarmaniac88
It is if I say so.



well then...do you say so?
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Quote by Local666Union
each time I piss in the dark I'm afraid that some wierd plant is going to eat my dick



#19
who would want to sit on a cake? that's just horrible

and bonus question: would it be weird if i got a boner whilst doing any of the things listed?

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#21
Quote by Joey-Tribiani
well then...do you say so?



Standing up and not participating is always an option. The important thing is that you realize that everything I say is automatically true, no matter what.
Save a trip to the RT!
Quote by blake1221
If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.


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God dammit you had me 10/10
#22
Sit on a dick and eat a cake. Stupid cop would be jealous of my cake, so i could take my sweet ass time while he layed there immobile.
#23
Quote by angusfan16
Is it my own dick that I'm sitting on?


what gave you that idea?

I'd sit on a dick and eat a cake.

Probably less lasting psychological damage than the alternative.
Sing me to sleep.
#25
Sit on the dick and eat the cake. The alternative would be a waste of cake!
"When that day comes I shall Futterwacken ... vigorously."
~ The Mad Hatter



#26
sit on the cake and eat the dick

cakes are soft, i might as well be comfortable
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#27
Quote by Burgery
sit on the cake and eat the dick

cakes are soft, i might as well be comfortable


The dick would be soft too, don't flatter yourself.
Quote by slash11896
I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


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I like women with balls.
#30
Quote by IYanoplathizoI
Can I sit on the cake and then eat it?



After rubbing your poop hole all over it? You disgusting mo fucker.
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#33
Surely having a dick in your ass isn't as bad as having a dick in your mouth and actually performing the act. I'd rather be raped than have someone cum in my mouth.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#34
Quote by FosterHaxby
Do we actually have to eat the dick? Or just suck it?
Both, in reverse order.
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You're the biggest dick we've had in the Pit for a while.
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Stop talking, you have are the biggest dick the pit has seen in a while.
#35
Sitting on a cake and eating dick seems more comfortable than kneeling and eating a dick. I would imagine cakes to be quite supportive. Getting a dick in the ass is obviously worse than a dick in the mouth, so the real question is whether or not getting to eat a piece of cake makes up for that.

The more I break down this question, the more I realize your choice should be greatly influenced by how much you enjoy cake.
#36
Quote by laid-to-waste
who would want to sit on a cake? that's just horrible

and bonus question: would it be weird if i got a boner whilst doing any of the things listed?

man i hope future generations don't track down my internet shitprint

...grandad?
#38

Now if we were talking about pie...
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#40
Quote by whoomit
Can I not sit on a dick and eat a dick?

You can't have your dick and eat it too.

Unless you are willing to pay extra.
In my heart I'm with you

every night
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