#2
Just when I thought I'd never hear of axe bird again...
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#6
Quote by WCPhils
You're talking about your penis, right?

I'm not gay, but I'd totes do Beiber. I mean he wouldn't be my top choice for turning gay for a celebrity, but he's not too shabby.
#8


Axe bird revival.
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#12
Quote by Minkaro
I TOO enjoy putting RANDOM words into CAPITAL letters.

He was OBVIOUSLY trying to emphasize certain words. Personally, I prefer this method because it is less obnoxious.
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#13
Quote by DonGlover
He was OBVIOUSLY trying to emphasize certain words. Personally, I prefer this method because it is less obnoxious.

If you really want the to notice just put some words in comics sans.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#14
Quote by DonGlover
He was OBVIOUSLY trying to emphasize certain words. Personally, I prefer this method because it is less obnoxious.


Oh, thanks very much for your advice.
#15
Quote by WCPhils
If you really want the to notice just put some words in comics sans.

See, that doesn't work for me because my brain doesn't register comic sans or else I'll commit suicide.

Quote by UltimateSpeed
Oh, thanks very much for your advice.

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#16
Update: This video is catching pretty good. Keep spreading to your friends and this bird may make the front page of "pets"
#17
Quote by WCPhils
If you really want the to notice just put some words in comics sans.

ಠ_ಠ
#18
Your bird is intolerant of plastic figurines.

This is a witch hunt, A WITCH HUNT I SAY!
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Chick Corea, Yes, Genesis, Jethro Tull


It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.
#20
your bird makes me wet
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#21
Quote by Burgery
your bird makes me wet

Oh no guys, Water conducts electricity. If Burgery uses Thunder Shock we're all goners.
#23
Quote by Burgery
your bird makes me wet

In the UK, this would be completely appropriate what with their wacky slang and all.
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#24
I love how these viral videos originated in UG.
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#25
Quote by fearofthemark
I love how these viral videos originated in UG.


I can't say thank you enough.
#29
Quote by UltimateSpeed
I can't say thank you enough.


No sir, thank you.
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#30
Fantastic. All it lacked was a slow motion kill replay.

Quote by UltimateSpeed
Well thank you, I appreciate it. Still trying to crack 1 million views.

Just post it on JB's Facebook page or something.
#32
Quote by aig91
That is so awesome.
I love birds!


Bird are better, oh so much better, than cats and dogs.
#33
Quote by UltimateSpeed
Bird are better, oh so much better, than cats and dogs.


That's from my other video. Sigh, why would I have thought anyone would recognize it? I'm just a nobody who floats on the false clouds of happiness.