#1
A friend on facebook just posted this story, and with all the links to tazing deaths and zombieism in Africa I thought something a bit lighter would bring the mood up in here.

http://annarbor.com/news/crime/man-sent-to-hospital-after-being-punched-during-argument-about-books/

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The 34-year-old man was then approached by another party guest, who started speaking to him in a condescending manner. An argument ensued and the man was suddenly struck in the side of the head, suffering a cut to his left ear, Bush said.
The man’s glasses went flying off of his head and fell to the ground, with one of the lenses popping out of the frames, Bush said.
Police were notified of the incident at 10 a.m. Sunday when they responded to St. Joseph Mercy Hospital Ann Arbor in the 500 block of North Maple Road. The man was being treated for his injuries there, she said.
The incident occurred at about 9 p.m. and the men had been drinking for several hours, Bush said.



What do you think the argument was about? Would you get into a fight over your favorite literary characters?
#4
They were probably finnish. It's how they argue.
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#5
Quote by slapsymcdougal
If any of you sons of bitches diss the Little Engine That Could, imma knock your block off.


dat nigga got naught on ma homie thomas the tank engine yo
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
Quote by Trowzaa
dat nigga got naught on ma homie thomas the tank engine yo

*initiate Punch In The Face Over Internet Protocol*
#7
A sudden brawl surrounded by deep conversation? Blows to the ear? Alcohol involved?

Gentlemen....welcome to Fight Club.
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I ran out of chicken nuggets.

When will this misery end.
#8
can't touch dis
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
Quote by Telecaster7
Good thing the cops booked the culprit.


I guess you could say, that's the end of that chapter.


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dat nigga got naught on ma homie thomas the tank engine yo



bitch you did not diss the little engind tha cud
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#10
He said Jacob was sexier than Edward
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#12
Something similar happened to a buddy of mine in high school. He was doing a math assignment in class with a partner, and they started to argue about an answer. The partner actually got so mad that he got up, punched my friend in the face, and walked out of class.
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#13
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Something similar happened to a buddy of mine in high school. He was doing a math assignment in class with a partner, and they started to argue about an answer. The partner actually got so mad that he got up, punched my friend in the face, and walked out of class.


Challenge accepted: Must make someone so mad that they resort to violence over an assignment. Because I don't have the balls to throw a punch myself...
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Quote by jetfuel495
I ran out of chicken nuggets.

When will this misery end.
#14
Quote by Telecaster7
Good thing the media covered the story.

You have to wonder where the guy who punched the other guy got the authority to do so.
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#16
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bitch you did not diss the little engind tha cud


dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#17
Quote by Telecaster7
Well, as far as I'm concerned, it was bound to happen.


Yes, I think the man had trouble keeping his anger to himshelf.

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bitch u best be jokin w/ me
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#18
naw bitch im named afta dat mofucka, dat shit were on in da hospital whil i wo comin out ma mum's tummy innit
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#23
This article is certainly repetive, Krieger said.

In any case, it's a silly thing to argue about, Krieger said.

And to punch someone over it is even sillier, Krieger said.

I would actually like to know what they were arguing about, Krieger said.
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#25
Quote by Pan-Tallica
Something similar happened to a buddy of mine in high school. He was doing a math assignment in class with a partner, and they started to argue about an answer. The partner actually got so mad that he got up, punched my friend in the face, and walked out of class.

I threw a pen at my friend´s head once when he wouldn´t listen to my mad math truth. He was mad at me the rest of the day but we ended up scoring the highest mark of the class, so it was definitely worth it.

Mathematics is serious business.
#27
If any of you sons of bitches doesn't like Green Eggs and Ham, I'll rip your nuts off and feed 'em to my rott.
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