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#1
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

Definitely a lot of cool stuff on here, here are some highlights:

Flying Radio Control Shark

This radio control flying shark needs to be to seen in action. When in motion the shark’s back fin moves and gives a surprisingly realistic look to anyone caught in this deadly beast’s way. The flying radio control shark is made from durable nylon and uses refillable helium.

Playable Guitar Shirt

Forget to bring your guitar to band practice? No worries, now you can rock out wherever you go with this fully playable Guitar shirt that comes with a mini guitar amp speaker that outputs all major chords as you strum out the guitar using the included magnetic guitar pick.

Bacon Bandaids

Very few people know of the amazing healing powers that bacon possesses. Bacon is so powerful, in fact, that they now make bacon bandaids to help quickly heal your open cuts and wounds. These novelty bacon bandaids are functional and tasty!

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#2
Holy shit I need this!




Also this is soooo creepy

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#3


I know what I'm asking Santa for next Christmas.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#4
I was really hoping this was just a website with a bunch of crazy shit people have


But I can actually purchase stuff here... this is bad, very bad

EDIT:HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT THEY HAVE THE RORSCHACH MASK AND IT WORKS
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#5
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!




EDIT: Woah huge pic. Sorry.
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#6
Quote by vicarious46
I was really hoping this was just a website with a bunch of crazy shit people have


But I can actually purchase stuff here... this is bad, very bad

Hence the name of the website...
#7
WyvernOmega is 15 years old...

I remember when you were only 12, man.
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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#8

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#10
I just bought this.

Seriously.



****ing awesome cookie jar though!
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#11


There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#12
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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#14


LOL

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#16
Im so tempted to buy the Rorschach mask now...


Why don't I have money
Quote by ErikLensherr
Don't belittle it like that, your mom produces top quality stuff.



C4C
[thread="1339859"]Hammerhead[/thread]
[thread="1341152"]Anglerfish[/thread]

VOTE
Thrustor: 2012
#17
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Only $130,000.

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#18
I swear I will some day find 45,000 dollars for this ultimate battlestation:

Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


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#21
i just spent too much time on this website.
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

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#25


It exists

If you don't know, it's suit pajamas.
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#26
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MINE

My brother just got one.

Damn you TS for showing us this site.
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#27
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Want!!!
I now love Start buttons.
UG's King Neptune

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You're the biggest dick we've had in the Pit for a while.
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Stop talking, you have are the biggest dick the pit has seen in a while.
#29
This is very, very bad. Today was my pay day. Everything's so tempting. There's ****ing Google shoes, when you click on them it takes you to a website of so many shoes. ****ing Pokemon. It took so much effort not to spend £150 on a pair of Charmeleon Nikes. Soon.

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It exists

If you don't know, it's suit pajamas.

I've known that for ages There's a Facebook page for the guys selling them, they're like $60.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#30
I know what I'm getting for her


...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#32
Quote by Trowzaa
I've known that for ages There's a Facebook page for the guys selling them, they're like $60.

Well this is news to me
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#33
Quote by jwizzle5786
Just bought the black one. It was only $1.78. How could I lose?

I thought the bookcase wallet one was cooler and more functional.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#34
Quote by Xiaoxi
I thought the bookcase wallet one was cooler and more functional.



Yeah, but I'll pull out a cassette with headphones and listen to music and bitches will think I'm a wizard and want my dick.
#36
Quote by Xiaoxi
I thought the bookcase wallet one was cooler and more functional.


That's not going to fit well in your pocket, though.
#37


Han Solo in Carbonite Desk is also ****in boss.
For Frodo!
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No because a world full of marbles silly man is just as real as a half empty glass of microwaved nesquik.
#38
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#39




"Quit waiting for your hands to evolve into giant shovels so that you can build that mega sand castle you’ve always been dreaming of making. These Hand Shovels are the perfect way to scoop up sand, dirt, rocks, and more with ease using just your own hands."

I'm actually considering buying some of the stuff on here, this is koo.
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#40
I need one (see username), but I don't have $300

The shark sleeping bag:
I pride myself on my humility.
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